You Ever Wanna Put Shen Yuan In A Glass Container And Shake It

Imagine this: I die dramatically in your arms, you convince my parents we were lesbians, you go on to live the rest of your life single, claiming to be too heartbroken to ever get over me, except, you're actually angry because my death was no accident, so you spend years planning a sinister revenge and when you complete it you die and your final request is to be buried at my side

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whats this? did luo binghe just find the peerless master of the xiu ya sword scandalously underdressed and DRINKING LIQUOR???? want to find out what happens next???

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this reminds me of the time in 2025 when someone pushed down the leaning tower of pisa and spacex donated $1.6 billion to fix it

Some acheswan doodles 🦢❣️🐍

(after months of being in my wips folder lmao)

Ngl, this lack of information about Shang Qinghua is really starting to feel purposeful, and I'm wondering if it's because Shang Qinghua is just that good at flying under the radar,,

I think it's really funny but also really frustrating how liu mingyan (a really great but also unfortunately really minor character) has a named sword over shang qinghua (a fairly major character with FOUR extras all to himself) .... maybe i am just too obsessed with weaponry but idk it's kinda sad 🙁🙁🙁🙁 like even if he doesn't use it he should still have one because if we go off mdzs logic it's rude not to bring a sword to conferences and gatherings and shit ..... like i know he's the mousy little boy archetype but Stilllllll😭😭😭😭 hes a Peak Lord and i'm sure if the scholarly peak have to learn how to fight then so does logistics...

Anyway forgive me for using genshin as an example but i feel like his sword would kind of look like a mix between the silver sword (unsheathed) and bichen from the mdzs donghua (sheathed)...? i think it would have a gem on the tip wheee rhe black part of the silver sword is and also a white line going through the middle though.... i also think the handle detail would be like suihua but have patterns like bichen.... the bottom of suihuas handle is definegly how i imagine it though and his tassel and sheath would be white-yellow gradient with some yellow embroidered square connected to it as a homage to his psyduck keychain from the modern day. i think his sheath would also have some sort of design going down it?

i think before he met mobei jun it was really disgustingly dusty but after he met him mobei started judging him for his disgusting ass sword... one of them gave him a scary look so he reconciled that pretty fast afterwards LOLLLL and then when he shows yuan he's probably like Man it's so clean and qinghuas like don't fucking start and yuans like No i'm fr you fucking idiot and qinghuas like Oh wow thanks man and then starts traumadumping about the evil look mobei gave him LOLLLLLL

IDK it's not that serious but TO ME IT ISSSSSS😞😞😞😞

um-uh whoops sorry I, uh,I was just tryna, uh, just take that over there I'm sorry I'll just, I'll just go now-

they call me the guy whos afraid of everything because. what was that. whos there

yeah we also still use it for tax fraud

This is funny coming from Reddit

Wouldn't it be funny if Shen Yuan transmigrated into skinzun? I think It would because imagine going from a normal dude to that.