Best Way I Have Found To Comfort People Who Are Endlessly Apologetic Of Things Outside Their Control

There are over a billion bugs in the world (some may even say more than a quintillion), and they all know your name.

Well that’s needlessly ominous…

Edit: Okay apparently it was due to a leak at a beer brewery? What are they using? The souls of the DAMNED?!

got that fuckign. ravioli in my pockets.

i tried to hire a hypeman and the cheapest one (free) was a fucking wizard and now i cant get rid of her. she keeps saying shit like "she speaketh true" and "very wise milady" everytime i say fuckin anything and if she sees a car she tries to attack it with chain lightning. fucking embarassing honestly

I missed the end of Grand Fest because i was at the Ren Faire. Guess i was just stuck living in the past.

NOOOOOO

O MY GOD THIS IS RHE FIRST TUMBLR HOLIDAY I KNOW ABOUT (I only learned about it yesterday FROM tumblr so ya know)

ALSO TODAY EVERYBODY CHOSE A THEME TO DRESS YP AS AND ONE ADVISORY (THE ONE RUN BY THE LATIN TEACHER WHO IS AMAZING) DRESSED UP AS THE SENETORS/PEOPLE WHO DIED AND SAID THE CAUSE AND PERSON AND DATE OF DEATH ON THE BACK OF THEIR SHIRTS AND DIFFERENT LETTERS ON THE FRONT WHICH ALL SPELLED OUT "I CAME, I SAW, I CONQUERED" IN LATIN ON THE FRONT SBJJDHDBFHSSNBFJCUUSRHFHFHEJEJFUFJGJGJABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPHDHDDJJRTHFJDQRSHFJDJSJDJFTUVWXYZFHFHDHSJFHFBWJDJFJF

Happy Stabby Stab Day!!!!!

Official ominous sign

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