Req’d By @plaguerightsactivist

Here is a free pdf of the players handbook

Here is a free pdf of xanathars guide to everything

Here is a free pdf to monsters manual

Here is a free pdf to tashas cauldron of everything

Here is a free pdf to dungeon master’s guide

Here is a free pdf to volo’s guide to monsters

Here is a free pdf of mordenkainen’s tomb of foes

For all your dnd purposes

you flex your muscles at the gym and nothing happens but across the room my shirt inexplicably rips apart

IMPORTANT REMINDER

Unseelie does NOT mean EVIL. Seelie does NOT mean GOOD. they just be running different vibes

I’m glad ppl on tiktok are doing ok

imagine how clean you could get in the shower if you were a skeleton

how did you get banned on soundcloud?

A month ago during the “soundcloud is going down” scare I wrote a script that basically downloaded my entire corner of SoundCloud at incredibly abusive speed and got bandwidth-banned for a month since CloudFlare detected it as a mass DDOS (which is fair I mean I was downloading like terabytes of data)

I LOVE SPELLS AND I LOVE TO FUCK

GOTTA SLEEPING CAP ON AND IM IN MY TRUCK

WORK ALL DAY JUST EARNING CENTS

CROSS ME AGAIN AND YOULL GET BENTS

“WIZARD’S RAP!”

Love when Tumblr recommends me a post based on my likes and the post is just a picture of a cardboard box filled with water

Caretaker catching Whumpee gently by the shoulders and drawing them close as they start to doze off on their feet. Whumpee melting into their touch, head dipping forward to rest against Caretaker’s shoulder.

im at a restaurant right now and there's this like 16 year old kid sitting at the table next to me completely alone with like 6 racks of ribs. hes eating like 1 rib every 10 seconds and the poor server who was assigned to him has to keep getting him new ribs. ive been here for an hour just watching this kid inhale ribs like he's gonna die the next day. he probably will given the amount of hot sauce he put on them