Cooper, JJ And Pope’s Kid, Running After Pope’s Parents In Their RV: Bye Grandpa! Bye Grandma! I

JJ: imagine being gay or something like that

Pope: JJ, we’ve been sleeping together for 8 months

JJ: okay but thats not like gay gay you know?

Pope: JJ, you’re literally a bottom

JJ: *mocking* jj you’re literally a b- shut the fuck up

JJ, panting and ready to break the law

Kiara: he needs to get dicked down

The rest of the pogues: WHAT

Kiara: what?

Pope, quietly: I volunteer to dick him down…

The pogues: WHAT

JJ: yes please

JJ: Bitches b like "I'm baby" but have childhood trauma and neglect like wtf do you know about being baby you were forced to grow up from an early age anyways I'm bitches

Pope: I-

*JJ and Pope working on their new house together*

JJ: just pound the nail into the wall

Pope, muttering: I’ll pound you against a wall

jjpope edits can be so funny, you see a bunch of nice moments and then there’s JJ mimicking a blowjob and Pope laughing LMAO

John B: why are you carrying a plant?

JJ: Pope said I asked too many stupid questions so he's making me carry a plant around to make up for all the oxygen I wasted

JJ Maybank’s Camera Roll

Pope: JJ, can you help me? All of my clothes keep disappearing for some reason. 
JJ, wearing a hoodie that's 5 times bigger than his size: Spooky.

Pope, a mix of drunk and stoned: if karma won’t fuck you, I will

JJ, equally as drunk and stoned: is that a pick up line or a threat?

Pope: both.

The rest of the pogues watching:

Kiara: they’re fucking hopeless

Pope, struggling to keep upright in his 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don't really think heels are for me

JJ, pointing at him and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.