*the Pogues Playing A Game*

Pope: You know, usually people with daddy issues become strippers

JJ: I mean, the option is still available to me

*JJ and John B fighting*

John B: Listen here, you son of a bitch-

JJ: My mother was, in fact, considered an immensely kind and well-liked woman.

John B:

John B: Your father?

JJ: ... Continue

Pope: What do you think butterflies taste like?

JJ: They taste bad

Pope:

Pope: How-

JJ: I answered your question, that's all you get!

John B: why are you carrying a plant?

JJ: Pope said I asked too many stupid questions so he's making me carry a plant around to make up for all the oxygen I wasted

JJ, very drunk: Daaamn, hottie, do you come here often?

Pope: We live together, JJ.

JJ: I'm a wanted man, Kiara!

Kiara: You weren't even a wanted child

JJ:

JJ: Relationships should be 50/50. Pope cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter and look pretty.

Pope: JJ, I need a favor.

JJ: I'm not giving you a lap dance again.

Sarah: A lap dance?

John B: AGAIN???

JJ: *sitting on John B’s bed. Hasn't eaten all day*

JJ: *looks up suddenly* Why do I hear boss music?

Pope: *kicks down the door* JJ LAWRENCE MAYBANK

JJ: OH FUCK-