JJ: [banging His Phone On The Table In Anger]

JJ, very drunk: Daaamn, hottie, do you come here often?

Pope: We live together, JJ.

*JJ and John B fighting*

John B: Listen here, you son of a bitch-

JJ: My mother was, in fact, considered an immensely kind and well-liked woman.

John B:

John B: Your father?

JJ: ... Continue

JJ: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine. 
Pope: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again. 
JJ: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?? 
Pope: Is it working?

Kiara: John B it's happening again

John B: what is?

Kiara, pointing at JJ and Pope eye fucking: that

John B: oh for fucks sake-

Pope: You know, usually people with daddy issues become strippers

JJ: I mean, the option is still available to me

Married JJPope

Pope: These are crafts for the supplies table. I finally figured out what we’re going to be making.

JJ: Kids bored?

JJ: Wow, this parking is as straight as I am.

John B: I know I should be focused on the fact that you just came out, but HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY PARKING!

Pope: JJ...

JJ: Oh no, 'JJ' in b-flat.

JJ: You're disappointed.

Pope, sweating: Tomorrow at 7. I'Il pick you up. Dress nice. *walks away*

JJ, a little flustered: Did he just ask me out on a date?

Sarah: I think it was more of a statement.

Kiara: More like a threat really.

Cop: You ran a red light.

JJ: So did you, hypocrite.

Cop: I was following you.

JJ: That was dumb, I'm a terrible driver.

Cop: Get out.