Kiara: Ok, maybe playing 'whose family is most dysfunctional' wasn't the best idea we've had. JJ’s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Pope: guys wtf? You know to never play that around JJ!
Pope: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.
JJ: I know. Whenever I'm near the person I like 1 just start acting stupid.
Pope: But you're always acting stupid?
JJ:.
JJ: Yeah, don't think about that too hard.
JJ, pointing: can I sit there?
Pope: that’s my lap
JJ: that still doesn’t answer my question
jjpope edits can be so funny, you see a bunch of nice moments and then there’s JJ mimicking a blowjob and Pope laughing LMAO
JJ: *talking to Kiara and Pope and sways on his feet* woah
Pope: *freaks out* JJ love, are you alright?
Kiara: *ready to beat some bitch up if JJ is hurt* what's wrong what happened?
JJ: *thinks back to everything he's done* oh i haven't eaten today that might be why-
Pope and Kiara: JJ MAYBANK
Pope: JJ, can you help me? All of my clothes keep disappearing for some reason. JJ, wearing a hoodie that's 5 times bigger than his size: Spooky.
JJ: hold the fuck up
Pope: ??
JJ: I’m the fuck up
JJ: hold me
JJ AFTER THE DUCKLINGS IMPRINT ON POPE
Pope, walking into the kitchen with ducklings following him: honey, I don’t want to go to this Titans dinner anymore than you do, but we’re going to be late.
Pope: JJ. JJ. JJ!
JJ, on the phone: Heyward.
Pope: what is going on?
JJ: I’m trying to pay Lily’s impound fee, but this automated phone system doesn’t understand anything I’m saying. Hey-ward. Hey-ward. Yes! No! No! Not JB Heyward. We went over my first name for 20 minutes!
JJ, walking around the kitchen with the phone: JJ! JJ! JJ!
Pope, looking up from his watch: what the-
JJ, the ducks following after him: JJ!
Kiara: *fast-forwards all the way through the movie* JJ: You can't just skip to the happy ending! Kiara: I don't have time for their problems.
Pope , sweating: JJ, there’s something I need to ask you-
JJ: Finally! You’re proposing!
Pope : How’d you know?
JJ: Pope , you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner.
JJ: I even picked it up once.
Pope: do you think you could take me?
JJ, way too quickly: yeah
JJ:
JJ: oh wait you mean in a fight
Pope:
JJ:
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