JJ AFTER THE DUCKLINGS IMPRINT ON POPE

JJ: Wow, this parking is as straight as I am.

John B: I know I should be focused on the fact that you just came out, but HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY PARKING!

JJ: Let's watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

Pope: Okay.

JJ: And make out during the scary parts.

Pope: Th-

Pope: The scary parts.

Pope: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

JJ: ..yeah

Pope: JJ, can you help me? All of my clothes keep disappearing for some reason. 
JJ, wearing a hoodie that's 5 times bigger than his size: Spooky.

Kiara: have you proposed yet?

Pope: no, but in my head JJ and I have two kids and a library

JJ, to Pope : We had a date!

JJ: *aggressively points to Hello Kitty Coloring Book*

JJ: Do I look straight?

John B: Not in the slightest

JJ: I meant my parking job

John B: Oh

John B: In that case, yes, it's fine

Pope : I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.

JJ: Wow. They sound stupid.

Pope : But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.

JJ: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”

Pope : I guess you’re right. Hey JJ, I love you.

JJ: See! Just say that!

Pope : Holy fucking shit.

JJ: If that flies over their head then, sorry Pope , but they're too dumb for you.

Pope : JJ.

Pope: Who hurt you? 
JJ: *snorting* What, do you want a list? 
All of the pogues: ...Yes, actually.

Pope, exasperated: but how do I know if he’s gay?

John B: here. JJ!

JJ, looking up from his phone on the couch: what

John B: would you rather give up cheese or blow jobs for the rest of your life?

Pope: that’s not-

JJ, shrugging: blow jobs maybe… they hurt my jaw

Pope *eyes blowing wide*

John B: you’re welcome.