Pope, exasperated: but how do I know if he’s gay?
John B: here. JJ!
JJ, looking up from his phone on the couch: what
John B: would you rather give up cheese or blow jobs for the rest of your life?
Pope: that’s not-
JJ, shrugging: blow jobs maybe… they hurt my jaw
Pope *eyes blowing wide*
John B: you’re welcome.
John B: why are people so obsessed with top and bottom? I’d just be happy to have a bunk bed
JJ:
Sarah:
Kiara:
Pope:
JJ: I’m gonna tell him
Pope: don’t you dare
Pope: We should get you to a doctor for a check up immediately. What if it happens again, and there isn't anyone around to help you? What if it's congenital? Oh my God! Was it me? Did I hurt you?
JJ: …You realize any other person that made their partner pass out in bed would simply feel really proud of themselves, right?
Pope: Just a minute. I need to go take out the trash.
JJ: Oh. We're going out?
Pope: Wh...
Pope: What do you think butterflies taste like?
JJ: They taste bad
Pope:
Pope: How-
JJ: I answered your question, that's all you get!
jjpope edits can be so funny, you see a bunch of nice moments and then there’s JJ mimicking a blowjob and Pope laughing LMAO
Pope : I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.
JJ: Wow. They sound stupid.
Pope : But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.
JJ: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”
Pope : I guess you’re right. Hey JJ, I love you.
JJ: See! Just say that!
Pope : Holy fucking shit.
JJ: If that flies over their head then, sorry Pope , but they're too dumb for you.
Pope : JJ.
Pope: Who hurt you? JJ: *snorting* What, do you want a list? All of the pogues: ...Yes, actually.
JJ, panting and ready to break the law
Kiara: he needs to get dicked down
The rest of the pogues: WHAT
Kiara: what?
Pope, quietly: I volunteer to dick him down…
The pogues: WHAT
JJ: yes please
JJ: With great hotness comes great responsibility
JJ: Bitches b like "I'm baby" but have childhood trauma and neglect like wtf do you know about being baby you were forced to grow up from an early age anyways I'm bitches
Pope: I-
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