Random Cat: Meow.

JJ: remember when I said I had to go to the pharmacy?

Pope: yeah?

JJ: they’re out of my ADHD meds for five days

Pope: oh my god

JJ: it’s going to be a fun week!

Pope: I’m going to my parents-

JJ: through sickness and in health mother fucker-

Kiara: I told JJ that every time he lies, his ears turn red

Sarah: what, why?

Kiara: watch

Kiara: JJ, do you have a crush on Pope?

JJ, covering his ears: no!

JJ: Popeeee

Pope:

JJ: popeeee c’mon I swear I won’t do it again

Pope, narrowing his eyes: fine

JJ: okay, what kind of magic do cows do?

Pope: what kind of magic, JJ

JJ, giggling: moodoo

Pope: I’m never talking to you again

JJ: Relationships should be 50/50. Pope cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter and look pretty.

JJ: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers?

Pope : baby’s breath, why?

JJ: …

Pope : Were you going to get me flowers?

JJ:

Pope :

JJ: ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ

Kiara: *fast-forwards all the way through the movie* 
JJ: You can't just skip to the happy ending! 
Kiara: I don't have time for their problems.

*after the motorcycle incident*

Pope: Is the pain bad?

JJ: It's not that bad.

Pope: Don't lie to yourself.

JJ: I'm not lying to myself, i'm lying to you.

Pope: some bottoms are just too bratty for their own good

JJ, immediately: and I took that personally.

JJ, under his breath: Futurehusbandsayswhat

Pope: huh

Topper: What

JJ: FUCK NO

Everyone at DisneyLand Pt2

JJ: Cooper, sweetie, don't pull

Heyward: Cooper, heel!

Pope, *rolling his eyes* dad.

Heyward: if I had known you guys were gonna do this, I would have brought Stella

Pope: it was JJ's idea

JJ: so much for the united front. I'll have you know despite all your jokes, Cooper enjoys it

Cooper: Woof! Woof!

JJ: Okay, sweetie, not helping.