JJ: Remember When I Said I Had To Go To The Pharmacy?

JJ: This date is boring!

Pope: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store.

JJ: Then why did you invite me?

Pope: I didnt, I specifically said "don't come with me," then you said, "fuck you Pope I'll do whatever want!

Cooper *drops his basket*: oh fuck.

*Pope gawks*

*JJ trying to hold back his laughter*

Pope, later that day: okay, honey. We need to talk about something. It’s about the word you said this morning.

Cooper: what word?

Pope, holding his hands: you know, the one starting with F.

Cooper: flower?

Pope: no

Cooper: fruits?

Pope: no.

JJ: if he doesn’t remember it, maybe we shouldn’t remind him

Pope, glaring at JJ: he said it three times.

Cooper: oh! You mean fuck!

*JJ, falls back against the couch unable to stop laughing*

Pope: JJ, leave the room!

Random cat: Meow.

JJ: You sly bastard, I never would've thought of that.

Cleo: I'm sorry, but can he actually speak cat or is he just messing with us?

Pope: Knowing JJ... It may very well be both.

JJ: In Legally Blonde, Elle won her case because she was true to herself and dressed cute.

John B: JJ, this is real life, not an excellent movie

Pope: Do you want to know your gay name?

JJ: My... my gay name?

Pope: Yeah, it's your first name-

JJ: Haha. Very funny Pope-

Pope: *gets down on one knee* And my last name.

JJ: Oh- oh my god.

Cop: You ran a red light.

JJ: So did you, hypocrite.

Cop: I was following you.

JJ: That was dumb, I'm a terrible driver.

Cop: Get out.

Pope, arriving on the motorbike JJ taught him how to ride

JJ: wow, I’d like to ride that

John b: I know. The wheels look fucking sick.

JJ: oh yeah, the bike too.

John b, absolutely disgusted : oh come on, man-

JJ, very drunk: Daaamn, hottie, do you come here often?

Pope: We live together, JJ.

*JJ and John B fighting*

John B: Listen here, you son of a bitch-

JJ: My mother was, in fact, considered an immensely kind and well-liked woman.

John B:

John B: Your father?

JJ: ... Continue

JJ, panting and ready to break the law

Kiara: he needs to get dicked down

The rest of the pogues: WHAT

Kiara: what?

Pope, quietly: I volunteer to dick him down…

The pogues: WHAT

JJ: yes please