JJ: This Date Is Boring!

Pope: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.

JJ: I know. Whenever I'm near the person I like 1 just start acting stupid.

Pope: But you're always acting stupid?

JJ:.

JJ: Yeah, don't think about that too hard.

Pope: Well, JJ and I finally did it!

The rest of the pogues: what the fu-

Pope: That's right... We kissed!

JJ: *facepalms*

Kiara: pay up bitches

Sarah, John B and Cleo: *hand over money*

Pope: you bet on us?!?

JJ: *talking to Kiara and Pope and sways on his feet* woah

Pope: *freaks out* JJ love, are you alright?

Kiara: *ready to beat some bitch up if JJ is hurt* what's wrong what happened?

JJ: *thinks back to everything he's done* oh i haven't eaten today that might be why-

Pope and Kiara: JJ MAYBANK

JJ, fake crying: I’m so sorry!

Pope: liar

JJ: *stops fake crying* 😐

Why JJPope would never last as a secret

John B: Hey, have you seen JJ?

Pope: I'M NOT SEEING JJ!

John B: What?

Pope: What?

JJ, in the distance: So much for playing it cool, Pope.

JJ: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine. 
Pope: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again. 
JJ: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?? 
Pope: Is it working?

Pope: Why are there 6 more dogs in our apartment?

JJ: They're golden retrievers. They retrieve gold. I did this for us!

Pope: you gotta be fucking kidding me

Pope: JJ, I need a favor.

JJ: I'm not giving you a lap dance again.

Sarah: A lap dance?

John B: AGAIN???

Pope: JJ...

JJ: Oh no, 'JJ' in b-flat.

JJ: You're disappointed.

JJ: *sitting on John B’s bed. Hasn't eaten all day*

JJ: *looks up suddenly* Why do I hear boss music?

Pope: *kicks down the door* JJ LAWRENCE MAYBANK

JJ: OH FUCK-