Here We See A Husband And Wife’s First Date. They Both Cute.

Skeletor🗿☠️

by Abigail Larson

I can just imagine how awful it would be to be friends with Stolas

Not only are you dealing with a man who can never stop crying about things that he himself caused, this man also sings about his pain and istg is the definition of “woe is me”

Like just…. Shut up… please.

And like, what the hell are you even gonna talk with him about, he’s a royal prince, is all you’re gonna talk about golf?? I mean, if you like golf then good on you but it’s not much to talk about other than ball drop in hole! Do you watch Happy Gilmore once a week?? And he’s like “this Adam Sandler gentleman is quite humorous” of course he is! It’s fucking Adam Sandler, the guy who was in Click! (Why have I pivoted to Adam Sandler-)

And….then there’s also the other, problematic parts of him. But I’m sure I don’t need to clarify.

But realistically would anyone ACTUALLY want to be friends with Stolas, if you take everything into account about him?

Just because I love them 💜💚

WOW🫠✨

arcane dump from this week

Evil-Lyn

tyy ! gonna do this for 200x lyn

blank questions

do I like them

i love her with my whole heart

5 good qualities:

driven

cunning

powerful

confident

eyes glow when she does magic

3 bad qualities:

still loves keldor to her own detriment (rip queen 😔)

maybe tooooo confident in the face of certain threats

has to use dumb rhymes to do magic sometimes

favourite episode/etc

Price of Deceit!!! we got DADDY ISSUES we got ANGSTY FLASHBACKS we got NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE VIA ELDRITCH ABOMINATION it truly has it all

and for the etc, the comic where she gets despondos poisoning and her dad and skeletor have to save her because . see above. daddy issues and angst we love to see it.

otp: lyn/keldor

brotp: aaah probably her and clawful!! i like how she goes a little easier on him sometimes and helped him decode messages from his cousin because he couldn't understand the language

ot3: can't think of anything

notp: i don't think there's much? like apart from a few uncomfortable ones i don't think anyone even ships, and maybe some things i'd like in other iterations more than this one, i could be convinced of most things

best quote:

there are so many but what comes to mind rn is after he-man saved her and he was like "this could be your second chance :)" and she just...

Maybe I could change my ways... Live a life of virtue and light, fight evil, protect the innocent! [Blasts He-man as soon as he starts to believe her.] Think I'll pass.

head canon: i think her running in with the evil warriors and keldor when she was younger was extremely calculated lmao. like she'd already heard of keldor and probably realized he would be a ticket to power. so i'm guessing she was spying on them for WEEKS at minimum--studying their abilities and how to exploit their weaknesses, what they were after, where they were headed, etc. then decided to teleport over and swipe the orb and wait for them to catch up so she could beat the shit out of everyone and impress that hot half-gar conqueror.

Hii, so I was thinking, since kaz grew up poor and has had to struggle with money in his youth. 

Are there things/habits Lins wealthy ass does that she doesn’t realize is actually crazy for someone who didn’t grew up with those privileges (kaz)?  Is he bothered by it or just brushes it of?  And does he say something about it?  

I love this question god bless you.

It's funny because I think because of Lin's work experience she is more down to earth than most disgustingly wealthy people *and* Kaz is somewhat desensitized to sticker shock by now since he's spent most of his adult life in very affluent circles. So, moments where it really sticks out aren't as frequent as they should be, HOWEVER

I have a head canon which I've considered putting in fic that basically Kaz gets interested in airplanes and learns to fly as a hobby. Several hobbyists he knows all start talking about going in on a plane together and ofc he's always talking about this with Lin while he's taking lessons etc.

And for his 50th birthday Lin just straight up buys him a (custom built by Sato Industries) airplane and presents it as if it's like a regular present. And ofc Kaz is just-

*looking around to see if he's being pranked*

Other than that there are some things that come up when traveling like "we can take my airship" kinda things. And sometimes very regular looking clothing Lin owns might have an insane price tag attached (she appreciates quality, I think!) and there's at least one upcoming thing in Spirit of Change that will have him spitting out his drink in shock, but otherwise it's not a consistent thing between them.

When things like that do come up he does comment on it, particularly as they get closer and he's more comfortable saying 'this is not normal' lol. It doesn't bother him that she's an heiress- he knew that much going in, the Beifong name precedes her- so I guess in general he brushes it off.

I think it's more shocking in reverse- though Kaz spent a lot of time verbally preparing Lin for visiting his hometown she was still really taken aback by the lack in his village and how entirely normalized it was.

So basically we've came from

The husband (aka Stolass) cheating on his wife (aka Stella) ruins their family and makes his daughter (Octavia) upset. He needs to try his best to figure everything out and make amends.

to

"I would feel bad if I hurt you but we both know I didn't do that!"

to

"Cheating implies there was a betrayal but this woman never loved me and our marriage was arranged. So my cheating isn't cheating and yada yada yada" or something kinda I didn't bother to remember this lame bullshit correctly (sorry not sorry)

to

Cheating is not a big deal. Actually it's pretty cute though! But only if you're gay man and your ex is a homophobic evil bitch (well OF COURSE she's a homophobic evil bitch and you're a pure innocent angel - there's no doubts - so she deserves to be cheated on and die). Divorce/break up first and then start a new relationships - NO! Cheating - that's the only way out of your miserable marriage. You should cheat on your spouse. It will make you happy!

Wow, that was a ""wonderful"" journey we had! Now what's next? Oh, lemme guess!

Actually Stella had been cheating on Stolass during their entire marriage! And she did it with an imp! So she's a stupid hypocritical bitch cuz she's a straight woman! and she'd cheated first! See?! Stolass' cheating is completely justified! Stella is bad, Stolass is good. Stop asking questions. Just repeat after us: Stolass did no wrong! Stolass did no wrong! STOLASS DID NO WRONG! Stolass! Did! No! Wrong!

Just... Ughhh!

Viv trying NOT to justify her precious UwU soft boy's cheating (or any other bad actions of his) for one fucking second challenge (impossible)

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Huevember: Day 29 - Gabu & Mei

One Stormy Night (2005)

Why do I keep ending up in fandoms that glorify and romanticise abuse? I don’t know how it keeps happening, but here’s what I signed up for when I entered my fandoms, vs what I got:

Helluva Boss expectation: Wacky assassin comedy about demons killing people in the living world on behalf of sinners in Hell

Helluva Boss reality: Watch Blitzø get raped and then be forced to date his rapist but also feel bad for the rapist because he’s an uwu soft sad gay bean

Fruits Basket expectation: A drama/slice of life show about a girl finding family, and her and said family healing from their trauma

Fruits Basket reality: All of the trauma in the Sohma family can be boiled down to the most abusive cunt you’ll ever meet in your life, but also WHY DON’T YOU FEEL BAD FOR AKITO THE ABUSER? DON’T YOU WANT HER AND SHIGURE TO DATE? Also there’s incest and pedophilia and for some reason that’s treated like it’s ok

She-Ra expectation: Reboot of that cool show from the 80s about magical princesses fighting against the EVIL OVERLORD

She-Ra reality: Abusive war criminal gets away with all of her crimes, and as a bonus, she gets to date the very girl she abused. NOW FEEL BAD FOR THE ABUSIVE WAR CRIMINAL