Don't Forget About Twitch! :D

@yourgirlsamy i thought he was tainted bethany.

If you thought Super and fish were insane, here is Horny dog Doge lusting over Jinwoo.

Jinwoo reminds me of a cat so he can be catboyified, I'd say he deserves it :] I feel like I get better at drawing him every time I draw him, I feel embarrassed of my older drawings of the hot guy.

Doge is a real person I've made a character for, by the way.

Me:

I already own a haj, but i am sending two blåhaj to my friends from the netherlands as the big haj is discontinued. I would use this to send everyone a haj. Can i choose who i explode?

Everyone needs haj and @yourgirlsamy needs multiple.

Why did Dutch Ikea discontinue them though?

Hello, beloved aunties of the servers transgirl polycule. In front of you is an infinite blahaj container. For every one you take, a terf will explode. I - yes, i know rhis isn’t a bad yhings. Take them.

Emergency service? You call installing weapons onto yourself emergency service?

Oh and in total there is 14 DBH me (plural) which work as a hivemind which sounds cool but I am incredibly stupid.

chainsaw fish sally!

I LEARNT BLENDER FOR THIS :D

Several non-dateable characters appear in Dialtown!

- Cat, a printer headed IT worker hooked on coffee. Rarely seen outside. Cat is friends with Oliver though in usual ADHD fashion, rarely actually remembers to text people. Cat is also roommates with Samy as it takes multiple people to be able to afford a decent apartment in this hell.

- Samy, a Microwave headed lesbeean who really likes bees. She is known for grabbing objects out of people's hands and microwaving them, which was how She found out she has a shrimp allergy.

- Jolly, who has an electric tea kettle for a head, mostly a gullible idiot and very food-motivated. Prone to half-a-second outbursts of rage as well as being a pyromaniac.

- Usa man, a toaster head who surprisingly, unlike their name is not from the united states. Usa man is a local cat owner who makes bank from posting cat pictures.

- Leon, a Classic monitor headed elusive person who rarely shows up anyway.

Nondateable due to many reasons such as:

- Cat is a phonefucker but will not date Gingi, no matter the head.

- Samy is in a relationship with a person already

- Jolly is also in a relationship.

- Usa man is an Aro Ace individual.

- Leon... Leon does not show up much anyway, being very elusive but it is very likely he is not a monsterfucker either.

Although the cast has quite the assortment of random objects as heads they can be classified as phones due to technicality.

Oh and yes all the characters are self inserts though half of them did not have a choice to getting dragged with me :]

Basically, I've already made the characters for me and my friends a long time ago yes, though now this time I've just replaced their heads with objects. Basically what I always do for alternate universes for Sirwhere (uh, the friendgroup's name)

( @directdogman )

Who needs morality when you've got guns

Face full of cat. I want to see what he would do if he were to be brought into a cat café.

It's an orang! gotta be my favourite brand of cat

Itty bitty kitty

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