I NEED THE FURRET

I LEARNT BLENDER FOR THIS :D

Several non-dateable characters appear in Dialtown!

- Cat, a printer headed IT worker hooked on coffee. Rarely seen outside. Cat is friends with Oliver though in usual ADHD fashion, rarely actually remembers to text people. Cat is also roommates with Samy as it takes multiple people to be able to afford a decent apartment in this hell.

- Samy, a Microwave headed lesbeean who really likes bees. She is known for grabbing objects out of people's hands and microwaving them, which was how She found out she has a shrimp allergy.

- Jolly, who has an electric tea kettle for a head, mostly a gullible idiot and very food-motivated. Prone to half-a-second outbursts of rage as well as being a pyromaniac.

- Usa man, a toaster head who surprisingly, unlike their name is not from the united states. Usa man is a local cat owner who makes bank from posting cat pictures.

- Leon, a Classic monitor headed elusive person who rarely shows up anyway.

Nondateable due to many reasons such as:

- Cat is a phonefucker but will not date Gingi, no matter the head.

- Samy is in a relationship with a person already

- Jolly is also in a relationship.

- Usa man is an Aro Ace individual.

- Leon... Leon does not show up much anyway, being very elusive but it is very likely he is not a monsterfucker either.

Although the cast has quite the assortment of random objects as heads they can be classified as phones due to technicality.

Oh and yes all the characters are self inserts though half of them did not have a choice to getting dragged with me :]

Basically, I've already made the characters for me and my friends a long time ago yes, though now this time I've just replaced their heads with objects. Basically what I always do for alternate universes for Sirwhere (uh, the friendgroup's name)

( @directdogman )

Who needs morality when you've got guns

Vigilantes!Sirwhere doodle comic. It is canon I go to mampsa's house just to pet his cat, or do something else and get distracted by the fiend. The kitchen window's lock is broken. Also yes Mampsa always enters his kitchen with his kitchen machete when he hears a strange sound.

air jail.

I would go outside if I didn't live in a place currently covered in snow and in negative temperatures. Here is one of my plants instead. He brings me happiness because instead of slowly dying like my 4 cacti, he is thriving.

Here he is back in February.

I'm setting a quest for you all.

Go find a cool thing in nature. Sticks, leaves, rocks, flowers, or anything else that makes you happy.

Another redraw huh?

Oh and the old drawing is based off this

It's free

Reblog if your blog is boopable-safe so you can get all the (probably new) achievements. I don’t care about notes I just want boops

My friend is already doing this challenge.

Hello mod

There is a cat asleep on your lap

You must not disturb them for 16 hours

Should you fail I will send you to god with same day shipping

Good luck 😃