Au Where Regulus Goes To A Restaurant With Barty Evan Dorcas And Pandora And Regulus Says Their Server,

james: aren't you a lesbian

marlene: stfu

marlene posting remus to the girl dinner sound while he's half asleep, shirtless and delirious

Regulus, In his denial Era : when people get too close to me, I like to call them by the wrong name just to let them know I don't actually care.

James: fascinating.

Regulus: thanks, Jake.

regulus coming out to effie and monty:

reg: so yeah, i'm trans

effie: no

reg: what?

effie: fleamont no

monty: so that means-

effie: no fleamont

monty: i'm transparent

reg: *tearing up*

effie: *facepalm*

Walburga, horrified that her son spends time with Bartemius Crouch's son: Is Bartemius Crouch Junior a friend of yours, Regulus? 14-year-old Regulus: Kind of? Not really. He's in my life and there's nothing I can do about it.

peter pettigrew is just a silly lil guy. never did anything wrong. look at him. he may have blood on his hands but he was just in a silly mood <3

coffee shop au where regulus comes to james' cafe and orders seven shots of espresso, james is concerned and finds out regulus is taking medical school finals and is very much not in the mood to talk with cute but loud baristas

Probably an unpopular opinion but I don’t want an official marauders show or spin off. Mostly because a majority of the fandom stuff is completely fanon. We don’t have actual information for our fandom except for a few things. If there was an official show or spin off that would mean having to have the og creator put her grubby little hands all over our fandom and ruining all our fanon canon. All our headcanons would be ruined and knowing her, she wouldn’t take any of our headcanons and make them canon and so then our fandom is ruined because the canon versions are nothing like the versions we have created and made our own.

i will never get snape because like why are u beefing with an 11 year old just cuz u didn’t like his dad

James: What the fuck?! Crouch just fucking bit me!

Regulus: oh finally!

James: huh?

*Regulus, Evan, Pandora and Dorcas collectively roll up their sleeves to show him teeth marks*

Pandora: It means you're accepted. Biting is his love language.

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