Just... Just Marlene Calling Dorcas Dork..

what if i said james loved performing his head boy duties on regulus

@maraudering-times : what instrument would be hottest for Barty to play?

Me: literally any of them, he’s always hot. You can call me Evan Rosier because I’m in love with him

wow walburga and orion are not good at making cishet children

regulus doesn't move at all while sleeping but sirius will go to sleep in his bed and wake up under it with no recollection of how he got there

rjl lives in the cuntryside

“but these characters have canon personalities, you can’t just make up your own thing”

maybe YOU can’t, but i can. it sounds like a skill issue to me.

James: What the fuck?! Crouch just fucking bit me!

Regulus: oh finally!

James: huh?

*Regulus, Evan, Pandora and Dorcas collectively roll up their sleeves to show him teeth marks*

Pandora: It means you're accepted. Biting is his love language.

my least favorite marauders headcannon:

peter betrays them and everyone dies

What are your thoughts on bartylily?

i want to take a bite out of them.

marlene mckinnon

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