I Need To Be Kept Inside A Fish Tank Or A Large Egg.

nothing but love

Turn based sex. Take as long as you need to think of a strategy.

There's something about old men being in love and acting like pining teenagers that gets me every time. I will read 50 fanfics of the same pairing just to watch them act like idiot high schoolers having their first crush and I will giggle like a school girl every time.

sorry guys, samsara is my fault, I just really love experiences. yeah I didn't know everyone else wasn't enjoying it, my bad

JKR is once again attacking a woman of colour

I have so much respect for Ryan R Reynolds for playing the long game. For YEARS he pitched scripts, dropped references, made phone calls, begged, PLEADED with studios to make his gay ass ship sail, despite one of the characters being played by an actor who LITERALLY RETIRED. And yet he never gave up. He kept going for so long that he eventually PULLED THAT ACTOR OUT OF RETIREMENT to do it. They slipped past censors with an r rating and LOADS of subtext to create what is possibly the gayest superhero movie of all time. And Ryan finally got to live out his homoerotic dreams to see his deadpoolxwolverine5everrrr ship become as close to canon as physically possible AND also flirt with Hugh Jackman for an entire project. It’s the most inspiring story of 2024. Never give up on ur dreams <3 especially if they’re gay as hell

i am a monster fucker, monster kisser, monster lover, monster cuddler, monster protector, monster hugger, monster romancer, monster admirer, monster devotee, monster supporter

the neurodivergent experience:

20% of the time: wowwieee!!! i love my passions and interests!!!!! they make me so happy i want to jump up and down!!!!! weee!!!!!!! :3333333333

80% of the time: this mind is a prison

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