I'M BACK BITCHES
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HE'S ADORABLE.
happy birthday!! <3
what will you name him?
ANOTHER DOG LETS FUCKING GO
*picks it up and runs away*
DJSKJGHJKJL THE WINGS-
AGHKJDLFJ I AM FOAMING AT THE MOUTH THE SYMBOLISM-
awww cute doggy
how i feel knowing my dog loves me better than any man ever will
kermit for pope
I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest
yes. we're instead going to be polite and respect her while still shipping our tragic gays, okay? okay.
Hey sskk shipper, come here. Sit down. Listen to me please. If in ten years bsd ends and there's a time skip and Atsushi and Lucy are married with kids we are NOT going to hate on Lucy. We are NOT going to blame or disrespect or insult her. We are NOT going to hate on one of the very few women with a protagonist role of this franchise just because we may disagree with the author's writing. Okay? Thank you for listening to me, you can go.
well i mean yeah my bisexuality and genderfluidity do make me very gay
SO TRUE BUT HEY
THIS IS CANON-
my magnum opus
Gorgus dangerous woman ♡
|COMMISSIONS OPEN!!|
mine is when i made an animatic and posted it on yt (it's gone now grr) and someone commented saying that it was FANTASTIC.
they wrote a whole paragraph about how it was great and interesting and how they really really liked it
and i just like, nearly died. i turned so red in the face reading it you woulda thought i was getting flirted with
@insufferablewhore @grayson-on-the-chandelier @dogskahara @cheez-the-clowndles
Okay I have a fun idea
what is the best compliment you’ve ever received?
Or one that just made u really happy.
A friend once told me that I move in 3D.
Like, I don’t remember the exact quote, but she thought i moved like I was in 3D and everyone else was in 2D.
Idk I just thought it was sweet.
@fictfrenzy @themoonwitch-mustspeak @alpheiaa
nope ya clocked basically the feeling i got
my mom, showing an example of one of my distant cousins my age (17-ish) having gotten pregnant bcs of lack of parental guidance and that she deleted all my online stuff for my own good: And you could've gotten like that if you kept doing what you were doing online.
Me, internally: Wow! You figured out my secret plan- go get railed and then pregnant! I can't believe it! Goshdarnit, my plans have been ruined!
NOOO
why are ya getting so many homophobic asks😭
THE FAKE CHRISTIANS FOUND ME 😰😰
my mom, showing an example of one of my distant cousins my age (17-ish) having gotten pregnant bcs of lack of parental guidance and that she deleted all my online stuff for my own good: And you could've gotten like that if you kept doing what you were doing online.
Me, internally: Wow! You figured out my secret plan- go get railed and then pregnant! I can't believe it! Goshdarnit, my plans have been ruined!
DAMMIT I KNEW I LIKED CASSIE AND CISSIE FOR A REASON
I would like to preface this by saying: please don’t crucify me, this is just supposed to be in good fun
also I am queer and autistic, for context
@fictfrenzy
Having Said That….
Begin!
Tim Drake
you desperately wish for some kind of disease or diagnosis that would justify the pain and/or distress you feel
also your a disaster bisexual
and you have commitment issues
(and by that I mean you want connection but are terrified of intimacy if any kind)
Kon-El
Oh sweetheart…
Your childhood was Bad™️, and only now that you are out of that environment you are realizing it
also how’s that gender crisis going?
Bart Allen
AUTISM DIAGNOSIS ASAP
if you don’t already have one.
80% chance you also have ADHD
you relate to this silly little guy with your entire fucking soul. You are constantly confussed and distressed by the weird way the world is.
People also assume you’re dumb. You are NOT dumb.
Cassie Sandsmark
fffffffff—
yeah you’re gay. Just the gayest girl kisser to walk the earth. Just. So very gay.
also you have a complicated relationship w/ your gender and how you present
And you had a crush on/situationship with a best friend who either turned out to be straight, moved away and you lost contact, or both.
Cissie King-Jones
hello mommy issues haver. Hope finding yourself out of your mother’s expectations and shadow is going well.
you also may or may not have a very strong sense of justice that sometimes gets the better of you in the form of anger issues
also you are most definitely trans. What kind of trans? Who knows. Probably not you.
Greta Hayes
Honey you are inventing never before seen kinds of toxic yuri in your head
You’re seemingly sweet, but honestly kinda unhinged once people get to know you.
you have a basket of issues and you are doing your best to handle them, but sweetheart you should probably open up about that.
"mutuals with Sage so I'm legally required to like Dick" LMAO-
lk you made me love Steph so I shall do the same💪
except I stopped ranking them fast because I’m indecisive
( i say platonic cause we all know stephcass would rank first otherwise. I am not subtle
and also I don’t want people crucifying me for my taste in ships other than stephcass and a couple of Steph rare pairs so yeah)
Steph & Damian
this one surprises exactly nobody. The siblings ever.
2. Steph & Bruce
I never said this would be functional or healthy platonic relationships. These two…arghhh. They are up so high because they hurt me so. Their tragic mentor-student not-quite-family-but-not-exactly-not-family dynamic kills me every time. They could have been the greatest. Ohhhggg
3. Steph & Dick
you see, I thought about them too hard and something about these two makes me a little bit emotional. Just. That’s Steph’s Batman. Also I’m mutuals with Sage so I’m legally required to like Dick Grayson a decent amount.
okay no imma stop ranking cause I can’t decide
Steph & Jason
something something twisted parallels. Something something understanding someone when you wish you didn’t.
Cass & Babs
tragic adopted mother-daughter isms. Cass and her mom who named her and loved her and taught her and doesn’t get her. Babs and her daughter that she loves and worries about and is so, so proud of and cannot ever understand. Yarg.
Cass & Duke
Bumblebat how I love thee. Feral adorable chaos siblings
Steph & Duke
chaotic riddle solving duty having issue havers. Peak Chaotic Good.
Duke & Damian
youngest sibling solidarity. Extremely different, chose to be family anyways.
Steph & Tim
teen romance gone…something. Exes. Uncomfortably close. They stop have unresolved issues that they Don’t Talk About because they don’t wanna lose the friendship.
@fictfrenzy @themoonwitch-mustspeak
WHY DO I ALWAYS MISS THESE WHEN THEY FIRST COME OUT-
WHY DO I ALWAYS MISS THESE WHEN THEY FIRST COME OUT-
No Longer Human by Dazai Osamu (still reading it lol)
I'm Your Man by Mitski
Coral Island
Red or teal, maybe purple
K-12 (the Melanie Martinez one)
Bungou Stray Dogs
Dazai, Atsushi, Giyuu, Dick Grayson, Damian Wayne, Shouto, Bakugo, Fuyumi Todoroki (UNDERRATED), Dabi...
@insufferablewhore @grayson-on-the-chandelier @thegremlininyourcloset @dogskahara @mast3rsw0rdr @ all my moots
favorite book:
favorite song:
favorite game:
favorite color:
favorite movie:
favorite tv show:
comfort character(s):
I’ll go first:
Hell followed with us by andrew joseph white
Body of years - mother mother
Slay the princess
Dark purple
legally blonde
gravity falls
blue diamond, kaito, cherry blossom
@chernobylcatfish09 @i-eat-asphalt @c0nstantlyscreaming @frenchfriesmotherfucker
@finleyforevermore @lord-enchantress @seraphinfestedqueer @whoops-all-neurodivergency @derangedcrowstuff @mast3rsw0rd @marigoldisinsane @anonymous-badger-238 @isthisadhdorautism
@insufferablewhore @thegremlininyourcloset @dogskahara @cheez-the-clown @ open tag <3
Alright, this world is cruel enough. Tag your friends and family. Let's begin.
Just write down here:
Here's to the kids....
And finish with something. Write 3.
Here's mine:
Tag
@cookiesnotd3ad @court--of--owls @danny-nightingale @imbatman-imtired @that-spider-in-gotham @just-a-spider-in-gotham @ilikesnowkitties @spencer-todd @jasonwayne-todd @jason-t0dd @sharptalons-and-shockingescrima @babsggordon @dottie-mcveigh @dickgraysonfr @theredhoodofgotham @speedruncollege
Prayers for rain can be heard faintly throughout Gotham, some hear it, some don't. Soon, rain indeed fell, but it stopped after a short while.
- @the-goddess-of-the-rain 🌧🪭
"Oh... I'm getting prophecies from a goddess..." Sage murmured. "Welp, I guess I'm fucked."
GAJGHDKJM-
Thats right!!!
Its Step Left For A Better Future (my Steph-in-Titans-Tower fic) part 6!!!
ao3 link to the first chapter
pt. 4.
pt 5.
(The second chapter is already the same size of the first, and I haven't even gotten to the part I'm most excited for!!)
@fictfrenzy @themoonwitch-mustspeak
“Did you seriously just slap me?” Second yelps, affronted.
“What? Hurt your pride? Didn’t know you were that fragile.” Steph taunts, a vicious sort of satisfaction curling her lips upwards.
“Or maybe I didn’t expect you to be so damn childish.” Second bites out, and then Steph is narrowly dodging a kick aimed at her knee.
She manages it, somehow. With a cartwheel, even. She’s no Nightwing, but all those gymnastics classes weren’t for nothing.
She doesn’t take any time to celebrate her victory though, because it isn’t one, not really.
Second is still here, still in the damn Tower, and still trying to kill her.
Steph settles for sticking a batarang through Second’s embarrassingly ugly and also extremely unarmoured tights. The ensuing red stain doesn’t really improve them all that much, but it does make her feel better.
Only slightly. But still better.
Second goes for her jaw again. Steph blocks him. The sheer force of the impact still sends her staggering.
She kicks at his head. He dodges.
He feints at her jaw. She falls for it.
He knees her hard in the stomach.
Steph is on the ground again, and this time she’s gasping for air.
But Second gets another gash in his leg for the trouble.
“You sure do try, Robin. You even succeed sometimes. Too bad you just can’t win.”
Steph gets up again. It isn’t easy. She’s still panting. Like a dog, she doesn’t think.
Second seems content to watch her flounder. He doesn’t even see her as a threat, does he?
His mistake, Steph thinks bitterly.
She knows, intellectually, that being underestimated is a good thing. Hell, it’s a favorite tactic of hers to weaponize. She likes the faces they make when she wipes the smirks off.
It’s just…
Steph sometimes wishes that, just once, someone would look at her and understand they were in the presence of something dangerous. Something to take note of. Something to be respected.
Steph gets up.
Second blocks the first punch she throws.
"Kill yourself" is basic. "I hope your fandom gets a new installment that is objectively a great work but also tonally dissonant from the previous ones in a way that generates a huge newbie boom of people uninterested and hostile towards the history of the franchise" is smart. It's possible. It's terrifying. It's happening right now.
thank you🥹
grabs you. hey. listen. one day youll get out of your parents house. you will be able to not go to church on sunday. you will be able to cut and dye your hair any colour you want. you will be able to wear crazy eyeliner and black lipstick or whatever makeup you want. you can swear and be openly queer with your friends and transition and date. YOULL GET OUT OF THERE!!!!!!!
chat i'm off to war for the weekend...
hopefully i might get my phone back (that will not mean i get to get tumblr back in any way on it but i'll be able to take pics and also ✨have trust)
SHE DESERVES TO CRASH OUT LET HER CRASH OUT😭😭
I NEED FUYUMI TODOROKI CENTRIC CONTENT-
GIVE ME THE RAGE- THE ANGST- THE BURDEN OF BEING THE ELDEST DAUGHTER
AGHASJDFJL
I NEED FUYUMI TODOROKI CENTRIC CONTENT-
GIVE ME THE RAGE- THE ANGST- THE BURDEN OF BEING THE ELDEST DAUGHTER
AGHASJDFJL