Themulberryshark - Eat The Rich

My friend and I fighting over a Spencer's pin that says, "Eat Ass, Smoke Grass"

Reblog this if you like overly layered posts, or if you desire me carnally

She pulls out the dragon strap and starts chanting "Grond! Grond! Grond!" while my hole quivers like the Great Gates of Minas Tirith

I cannot for the life of me find the OG post, if anyone knows what these accounts are called now I will cry (positive)

ahhh.... boston.... the home of the creampie

I want to [remembers that suicide jokes only further damage my mental health] fuck you like an animal

don't crush on girl you just met challenge (impossible)

This is the character you play as in the One-shot where you fight the Vanpire

girls

draft kings could do the funniest thing ever right now and offer a free $5 bet on the next pope