. . . Why Would Someone Put Tits On A Robot? (Sarcasm [I Don't Remember It's Tone Indicator])

Alien Romulus is a great time. Also, cognitive reframing is a profoundly powerful tool for coping with and managing powerful emotions. I’ll always be sad that I can’t carry my own children, but dysphoria doesn’t have to own that feeling.

I'm gonna suck em off

a seven nation army couldn't fuck my ass

Woke boss forcefemming me on company time

fingering a shy girl and telling her how pretty she is and how perfect she feels around my fingers while pretending to not know why she’s so whiny

I don't know, seems like it *really* brought down the house :)

"nobody was injured during the accident at the premier of Marvelslop3000 because only two people bought tickets to it" sounds like a joke and yet

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Estrogen really has changed how I feel emotions. I love so so hard, I yearn so much more. I want to hold her and make her a permanent part of me. Press my body so close to her that we become one. There isn’t a force in the entire universe that could prevent it. The t4t yearning is intense, all consuming, and I wouldn’t change it for a thing in the world.

tgirl who isn’t quite comfortable enough with her appearance to wear a dress outside but who still wants to wear one so she’s just chilling on the couch in a ball gown now.