Ugh Its So Loud In Here, Im Gonna Go Outside For A Smoke If You Want To Join? (with The Intention Of

I am a woman, legally or not. i am a lesbian, legally or not. I will not have my sense of self removed by some rich mold riddled children's author or the supreme court.

Every single time someone mentions police role-playing in a sexual context I think of this tinder interaction and I instantly become absolutely stricken with laughter

Switching between these every day

magical girl transformation but i just rapidly go through the 5 stages of decomposition

one must imagine sisyphus grinding his penis on the rock, moaning wantonly

If you're a Harry Potter fan or have your Hogwarts house in your bio, I'm just gonna assume you're an unsafe person automatically.

I would usually comment on ads, but when one speaks to me and my friends so much-