Oof. You And Me Both, Alex.

I am not saying that I am somehow all of those... but I am all of those..

we need personally tailored hormone cocktails. if u want estrogen curves a non functional dick and a flat chest u should be able to get that. if u want huge tits hard cock huge loads we should promote that. when i’m president we’ll kill all real estate agents in the street like dogs.

I for one welcome our new overtheys

In regard to my prior trans sky post.

I fr feel like this after dnd a fair bit

It's just a bottle of Soda Pup 🥤 🐶

✋️#._.#🤚

somewhat horny: i have to get Fucked!

quite a bit horny: can we pretend i’m an elven prince and the necromancer’s curse turns me into a demon on the full moon and the only way to cure me is to have my Womb filled by a chivalrous knight . and can you make sure you say soem shit like ‘forsooth’ and ‘by my honor’ and stuff. mngh

hornier than anyone has ever been: i need to kiss someone and get married

. . . Why would someone put tits on a robot? (Sarcasm [I don't remember it's tone indicator])