I've Had COVID Twice :(

OMG PEOPLE I HAD THE BEST GRAPE EVER.

You can continue on your day.

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

I want to put "beat Jimmy Fallon in a popularity contest" in my bio. Make that shit happen, Internet.

YESSSSSSS FINALLY A VIDEO GAME CHARACTER IN THE PRIDE COMMUNITY!!!!!

Im finally watching a Slime rancher 2 gameplay and noticed a very small new detail on Beatrix jacket:

THAT'S THE PAN FLAG

THE BELOVED SCRUNKLY IS PAN AND ITS CANON

This little grey catbird hit my picture window today. I went out to see what made such a loud thump, and as it was still alive and could pull a wing back into place (so no neck broken, even though it couldn't stand), I moved it away from the window and off the ground, since many cats trespass in my yard. I waited with it for about half an hour until it recovered and flew off. Good luck with your headache lil dude.

Kangaroos in Meandarra, Queensland, Australia. December 2016.

Unmute !

let's go! (try to guess lol)

reblog if you’re gay, shy or a fucking idiot

omg i love this but sameeeeee

it's the season of writer's block!

I'm sorry, but your boyfriend? He's been turned into an eldritch deity. I'm sure he's in a nice forest somewhere.