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castielsteenwolf:

castielsteenwolf:

This one time i was in church and my mom said she would give me 10$ if while the priest was flinging “holy water” at us i would run into the aisle once he passed and start hissing and screaming “IT BURNS” 

do u know how many angry Christians i got in my inbox because of this

666?

Freaky

"Answer!" "My mouth is full" haha love that part

I just don't get it...

Why do guys pick on girls if they're interested in them like, I'm totally going to be interested in you if you get my attention by calling me a "bitch" or a "slut". What. a. turn. on. fuck no stfu

' Don't look for my heart The beasts have eaten it’

Kaneki Ken

Gifts at Christmas

Ed: So, Colonel. What are you getting lieutenant Hawkeye for Christmas?

Roy: *Looks at Ed in confusion* what do you mean?

Ed: I mean, what gift are you getting her for Christmas?

Roy: *stares at Ed with a frown* I'm not getting her a gift. *smirks* I keep her company, what more could she want?

Ed: *Rolls eyes* you selfless bastard. *punches arm*

Roy: *holds arm* OWWW! *death-glares Ed* WHAT WAS THAT FOR YOU LITTLE SHIT!

Ed: buy her something nice. *hands Roy a few hundred dollars*

Roy:I have money *huffs and heads off to jewellery shop*

"I want you to know that I will always be there to fight away the bad thoughts and help you through the days where you're finding it hard to even motivate yourself to get out of bed in the morning. I want to be the reason you're able to have a happy and fulfilled life. I want to spend every moment with you. I'm the luckiest girl to have someone such as you. You have had bad relationships and we've had our bad moments but I'll try and make it worth your while"

Me

Triptych of my father. I love this so much because my dad was diagnosed with PTSD and has almost made a full recovery. I believe these series of images portray the kind of thing that he went through using long exposure

Goddamn titans. LET LEVI ENJOY ONE FUCKING CUP OF COFFEE, FOR HEICHOU'S SAKE!!!

You were not built by the kindest hands, but instead, torn from flesh and made into some thing to stir fear in the heart – or in the loins – of Neverwinter's hardy populace. You did your job, and you did it well. So, then, why did you yearn after what you were not crafted for? Why did your heart break against destiny predetermined? Why seek to whittle yourself down into something so painfully fragile?