Is That A Valid Argument In Your Pants Or Is It Just A Phallacy?

i have overcome the resistance of static friction against becoming active on this hellsite, now the coefficient of dynamic friction is much lower, there is no going back now

last tid bit i recorded. god save queen lauren

Fuck personality tests. Who comes to your mind when I say “Michael”

done with the "came back wrong" trope. what about came back American

the straight thoughts have to win every time but the gay thoughts only have to win once

What could he do? Where could he turn, twice robbed of his wife? With what tears could he move the spirits, with what voice move their powers? Cold now, she floated in the Stygian boat. They say he wept for seven whole months 📷: @callmelasagna

That’s pretty fucking funny.

Andy Murray wraps up his professional tennis career. He put in a not bad shift 👏

fuuuck he actually supports russia, friendship ended with goran bregović, now ipe ivandvić is my new best friend

From now on, instead of Hogwarts houses, we’re gonna use a new alignment chart based on what singer of Bijelo Dugme we stan