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What’s Adventurecore media? I propose:

- Gravity Falls - Dungeons & Dragons - Over the Garden Wall - The Hobbit - BuzzFeed Unsolved - Pokémon - The Legend of Zelda

Feel free to add on!

My legs are weak and I dont know if it’s because of a lack of sleep or lack of sugar

Not even gonna caption this just take it

Being a teenager is hard enough as it is, but being a teenage vampire comes with a whole new mixed bag of fuckery. 

While some of your human friends are getting embarrassed by their changing voices, you’re busy getting embarrassed because you just accidentally hypnotised your teacher for the third time this week. To be fair, no one wanted to have to do that surprise test.

While your friends are worrying about breakouts, you’re trying desperately not to lisp with your now more prominent fangs. The amount of times you’ve sliced open your own tongue or lips on your new fangs, is now well and truly in the double digits. You’re not sure how your parents make it look so easy.

As your friends are stumbling and fumbling thanks to their still changing bodies, you’re prying yourself out of the wall after accidentally using your vampire speed for the third time today. By this point you’re pretty sure they’re going to end up having to replace half the school before the year is up.

Your parents are little help in the matter, one having been a vampire for hundreds of years and barely remembering the struggles, and the other having been turned from a human. Honestly they find the whole thing hilarious.  “The lisp is adorable dear. Really. And look at those cute little fangs” 

At least it’s not likely to get any worse than this…. right?

I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:

IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.

1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.

2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.

3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”

4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”

5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.

TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.

Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.

Im an old school Dracula or vaguely old

types of vampires

old school dracula: dramatic, probably a theatre kid at some point, loud, likes black n white outfits with accents of red, v into long flowing clothes, fan of sharp eyeliner and a classic red lip, melancholic, sexual tension, will not shut up about being cursed to live as an immortal corpse, rambles a lot, weirdly big on manners, extemely attracted to morticia addams (like. almost too much)

vaguely old immortal: always has at least the top three buttons of their shirt undone, likes muted colors, likes soft makeup but doesn’t wear it a lot, uses weird turns of phrase or speaks poeticly, closed off (especially about their past), long nails for piercing the skin of those they feed on, wears a locket, stares off into space a lot, has called you a random name like “willamette” at least once, bad with technology, always making things unnecessarily philosophical, hasn’t had a haircut in at least a decade, bisexual

2000s bloodsucker: dark hair, emo and/or goth, whiny, dresses exclusively in black and gray, wears a ton of smeared black eyeshadow or no makeup at all (there is no in between), listens to either screamo or stuff like creature feature, big on layers, broods in the shadows, sleeps in a coffin, will throw rocks at your window at night to get your attention, shows off fangs at every opportunity, says a spooky catchphrase before drinking your blood

modern heartthrob vamp: piercing eyes, everything about their look is sharp and clean except their hair which is always messy, sort of preppy, plays a lot of instruments, well-liked but quiet, polite, would walk you home at night if you didn’t feel safe, never kills when they feed, does the single drip of blood falling down their chin thing, really into math or literature, knows a lot of random facts, can work an antique sewing machine as well as a smartphone, cries at sad movies, likes the rain

stressed new turn: anxious, usually confused or lost, disheveled, makes a big mess when they bite someone, has spent at least a week wandering the woods, has lots of cinematic “what have I become” moments while staring into the bathroom mirror, listens to keaton henson and daughter, has been wearing the same outfit for five days, always has a headache, messed up sleep schedule, dissociates, reads books about vampires at the library but is too embarrassed to check any out, existential guilt, secretly wishes they could apprentice with an older vampire, androgynous

goblin vamp: chaotic, shaved head or uncommon hairstyle, never tries to be discreet about being a vampire, likes parties/raves/concerts, drinks bloodbags like Kool-Aid jammers, dresses tacky, loves garlic bread, most likely has shitty stick n poke tattoos, thinks all vampire movies are hilarious, takes selfies in graveyards, trespasses a lot (especially into abandoned buildings), impulsive n reckless, either has a vulture culture blog or a punk aesthetic blog, listens to peppy indie music while feeding, very gay

reverse goth vamp: hair dyed bleach blonde, very friendly and talkative, loves animals, will babysit for you like whenever, likes hawaiian shirts and shorts, favors light and bright colors, surfer aesthetic, vampire positivity, wears a ton of sun screen and big floppy hats so they can go out in the sun, pours blood on snow cones, only drinks from volunteers/blood doners, likes swimming, probably has SAD, loves cartoons (especially fun cartoons about monsters like Ruby Gloom), into pop or upbeat acoustic music, longboards or rollerblades, wears pronoun pins

vampire that everyone thinks is a werewolf: is a jock but only plays indoor sports, fairly hairy, all dogs love them, can drive, either wear their hair in a ponytail or down and unbrushed, cute smile, doesn’t like wearing makeup or dressing up, sweats or athleisure, good at party games, has gotten “yo dude I dare you to drink my blood” more than once, has accidentally gotten alcohol posioning from drinking too much drunk blood, goes out for runs at night, loves sleeping in, hunk/bear or butch

tag yrself

“bless you” my demonic ass: um

I will never get over the noises that Bulbasaur makes in detective pikachu

what an absolute babey….

My extensive research has led me to this:

BASTILLE:  became immortals during the Roman Empire

SIA: the muse Euterpe, came down to Earth during the 2000s to have a good time

CONAN GRAY, CAVETOWN, & DODIE: demigod children of Apollo recently inducted into the Theoi Mousikoi

HOZIER: immortal fae in the human realm since the 17th century

LUMINEERS: became immortals right before the industry boom

VULFPECK: became immortals during the 70s

QUEEN: turned werewolves in the late 70s that made music during full moons

FLORENCE WELCH: the archangel Raphael, sent down as a human to comfort God’s children

CHANCE THE RAPPER: the archangel Gabriel, sent down as a human to spread God’s REAL message

LIZZO: the archangel Uriel, sent down as a human to motivate God’s children

MITSKI: immortal since like 2007

JAMILA WOODS, JANELLE MONAE, & FRANK OCEAN: the fates, trying to help humans understand their own emotions

LORDE: rebellious teen turned vampire in like 2009 

KENDRICK LAMAR: I know he’s on this list somehow but I can’t figure out how yet

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