theoneandonlybastard

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My legs are weak and I dont know if it’s because of a lack of sleep or lack of sugar

JD, watch out. Veronica’s behind you. Oh my god he has airpods in. He can’t hear us. Oh my god.

You’re wearing a tshirt, I’m wearing the Cock polo (inspired by frat bros, daddy’s boys, philistines and other forms of assholes). We are not the same.

Quakecon 97 Final Stage Bosses

obsessed with this reddit post

THE FOURTEEN FEARS: A Magnus Archives Infographic

maddy perez + her room

oh to be so tiny and filled with rage

ALEXA DEMIE AS MADDY PEREZ Euphoria 1.04 ‘‘Shook Ones Pt. II’’

My intuition is clear + spot on.

🧿🌬💨🌥⛅️☀️⚡️🔥✨🔮👁🧠❤️🔮✨🔥⚡️🧿

This emoji spell will help clear any mental + blockages and spiritual doubts you may have. Your gut is always right, now you need to believe in it.

If you think you’re bugging or making things up in your head, this is the universe telling you are not making things up. You are receiving messages from the universe. Embrace it + trust in yourself. 🎯

Blessed be, bb.

Likes to charge, reblogs to cast.

Follow me if you’re feeling extra cute 💕✨

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Emoji spell for a little cash to come your way soon

Likes Charge Reblogs Cast

edward: hey rose what’s up

rose: hey dude bella is dead lmaoo

edward:

rose: so will you come home now esme misses y-

edward:

this is edward

the bulk of my Cookies and Crime art is unintelligible storyboards and sketches but I found some postable stuff among the debris 

uhh reblog this if the reason why you have ed is someone’s words

sensible part of brain: you made enough pasta that you could take it for lunch tomorrow. put it in a container.

overwhelming majority of brain: shovel the pasta into your face. do it. put it in your face. the future is meaningless but the pasta is now.

I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:

IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.

1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.

2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.

3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”

4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”

5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.

TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.

Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.

Read this and save a life - YOUR OWN

From a surgical nurse and certified CPR teacher:

Please pause for 2 minutes and read this:

1. Let’s say it’s 7.25pm and you’re going home (alone of course) after an unusually hard day on the job.

2. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated.

3 Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up in to your jaw. You are only about five km from the hospital nearest your home.

4. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far.

5. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy who taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself.

6. HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE? Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness.

7. However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously. A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest. A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again.

8. Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating. The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can get to a hospital.

9. Tell as many other people as possible about this. It could save their lives!!

10. A cardiologist says If everyone who gets this mail kindly sends it to 10 people, you can bet that we’ll save at least one life.

11. Rather than sending jokes, please... contribute by forwarding this mail which can save a person’s life.

12. If this message comes around you... more than once… please don’t get irritated... You should instead, be happy that you have many friends who care about you & keeps reminding you how to deal with a Heart attack.

please take the time and boost this post by reposting it and sending it to those you love because we all need to understand how to quickly deal with heart attacks

hands in paintings

can someone hide all food sources from me pls i beg u

me convincing everyone (including myself) i actually like the gross (but low cal) foods i eat on a daily basis

my head: *hurts*

me: *confused on why its hurting*

the one cliff bar and diet coke in my stomach:

So Beastars huh?

germany is officially carb and baking bitches nation. guess what sold out the most? flour. so you know what the whole country is doing right now in quarantine.

aesthetic → teen drama

“If it’s about a dad dating other dads, how come some of them have kids???”

Pride and Prejudice (personal project) by Airi Pan

Pride and Prejudice (personal project) by Airi Pan