Theoneandonlybastard - Simi 🐰

this is what I'm talking about

dude, i promise i’m not a vampire, i just don’t wanna be intrusive you know ?? so can u like invite me in ??

All vampire are queer. Straight vampires were made up by Hollywood to oppress LGBT vampires.

if this isn’t the most siblings thing ever

i forgot to post these lmao

also that last one us based on @chronicler-of-legends fanfic! go check it out btw its a good read.

Do you ever say beetlejuice 3 times and discreetly look around the room as if he’s going to show up

…..because I do

I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:

IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.

1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.

2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.

3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”

4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”

5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.

TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.

Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.

Pride and Prejudice (personal project) by Airi Pan

Beetlejuice: so u wanna scare more people with me, ur very best friend????????

Lydia *playfully*: who the fuck said we were friends lmao???

Beetlejuice: