I Forgot To Post These Lmao

Chaoscore things

- S C R E A M

-things where they shouldn't be

-cursed images

-hahaha garbage

-t-posing to assert dominance

-possibly not human

-cryptids

-anything that falls in the uncanny valley

-"hmm that's unsettling, I love it"

-eat the rich

-decompose, become one with moss

-just do the thing who cares if it's great we all exist in a screaming hell anyways

-liminal spaces are rad af

Add more if you want

if this isn’t the most siblings thing ever

i won’t go down by myself but i’ll go down with my friends? right?

hi! we’re a band from south london called bears in trees, and we’re a bit like that weird kid at the party who seems kind of cool and quotes a lot of obscure teen films but also looks like they’re gonna burst into tears at any second.

we write songs about getting coffee!! not being able to skateboard!! pet snails running away!! climbing rooftops!! working in a gay bar!! trying to save up enough money to go live in the alaskan wilderness!! asthma attacks!! dealing constructively with anxiety and depression!! that’s all on our spotify, which is here.

we also have a youtube where we post covers//music vids//us messing around. you can check those out here.

it’d mean a lot if you shared this, because now the jonas brothers are back together we could finally fulfil our lifelong dream of touring with them.

thanks for reading, and have a lovely day.

sometimes you just wanna kiss a demon and thats just how it is

Musical Artist Deitisonas:

Andrew Hozier Byrne: God of Dreams and the Forest. King of the Druids.

Dodie Clark: Goddess of Monsters, Chaotic Good, Confetti, and Healing.

Florence Welch: Goddess of Dance, Women and Witchcraft. Queen of the Faeries.

Regina Spektor: Goddess of Madness, Color, and Strong Unexplainable Feelings.

David Bowie: Lord of the Stars and Planets. Traveler of the Universe. A shapeshifter.

He was human once, and never felt as if he truly belonged in the body of mankind. He was granted godliness after death. He’s everywhere in space at once, to this day, still traveling the endless universe forever more.

Whenever we see a comet trailing by, its him giving us a hello.

He keeps the planets in line, as well as the stars and meteors and nebulas, making sure nothing hurts his favorite planet. The planet that he owes so much to, despite the fact that it was never home.

Freddie Mercury: God of Love and Euphoria, Savior and Brother of the Oppressed. Charm-speaking abilities, possessing the most beautiful voice in all the cosmos.

Beyoncé: Goddess of the Sun.

Lana Del Rey: Goddess of Time and Forever.

Sarah Paulson this whole season of American Horror Story:

same Claudia

Lestat: What could I ever do to pacify you? What do you want?

Claudia: thicc tiddies

Okay so like there are vampires but one of the side effects of becoming a vampire is that you can’t explicitly tell people you’re a vampire.

Like, if they already know you’re a vampire, that’s cool and you can talk about it with them whenever.  And if they don’t know but are straight up like “hey are you a vampire?” you can be like “yes I am” and then you can talk to them about being a vampire because they already know now.

But the point is you can’t tell people.

So you’ve got this vampire who really wants to tell their friends and they’re dropping all these hints and being as obvious as they possibly can be but their friends just think they over-exaggerate everything.

“Hey, when did you learn to lock pick?”  “Sometime around the middle ages, I think.”  “Okay, fine, I won’t pry then.”

“Cool shirt!  When did you get it?” “Oh, about fifty years ago or so.”  “Dude you weren’t even alive.  It’s a hand-me-down, then?”

“Hey check out this cool Renaissance painting.” *points to a person lying dramatically on the ground* “That’s me.” “Haha, that totally would be you.  I’m the one getting his head chopped off.”  “No, you don’t get it that’s actually me.”  “God, I know.  You’re so dramatic.”

“How long has it been since you’ve been to Europe?” “A couple centuries at least.”

“What’s this red drink in your fridge?” “Blood.”  “Is it that new diet drink?”  “No, it’s blood.”  “No, seriously.  I’m thinking about trying this diet.  Does it work?”  *sighs*  “No.”

“How come you don’t have any mirrors in your house?”  “I don’t have a reflection.”  “Cool.  It’s really admirable that you’re not letting society’s expectations dictate your life.”

“Hey, it’s really sunny out today.  Wanna go for a walk?”  “No.  I will literally burn up and die.”  “Fine, stay inside and watch Netflix.  That’s cool too.”

“I heard these coffin beds are really supposed to help you sleep.  I’ve never seen one this cool though.  Where’d you get it?”  “I was buried in it.”  “Fine.  Don’t tell me.”

“Dude, why are you always so cold?”  “I’m dead.”  “No, really.  I think you might be anemic.  Are you getting enough iron?”