Same Claudia

I need more Lestat getting IDed, being called “young man,” being talked to in a condescending manner, just more 20-years-old-and-looks-like-it. I want people complaining to him about millennials and “his generation”.

Read this and save a life - YOUR OWN

From a surgical nurse and certified CPR teacher:

Please pause for 2 minutes and read this:

1. Let’s say it’s 7.25pm and you’re going home (alone of course) after an unusually hard day on the job.

2. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated.

3 Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up in to your jaw. You are only about five km from the hospital nearest your home.

4. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far.

5. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy who taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself.

6. HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE? Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness.

7. However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously. A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest. A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again.

8. Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating. The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can get to a hospital.

9. Tell as many other people as possible about this. It could save their lives!!

10. A cardiologist says If everyone who gets this mail kindly sends it to 10 people, you can bet that we’ll save at least one life.

11. Rather than sending jokes, please... contribute by forwarding this mail which can save a person’s life.

12. If this message comes around you... more than once… please don’t get irritated... You should instead, be happy that you have many friends who care about you & keeps reminding you how to deal with a Heart attack.

please take the time and boost this post by reposting it and sending it to those you love because we all need to understand how to quickly deal with heart attacks

Currently, the world is in panic and not at a disco.

what if every time someone says "that's the spirit!!!" an actual spirit gets scared that they've been spotted

Stanley Barber Harry Styles

🤝

looking beautiful in baby blue suits

Meeeeee

Chaoscore things

- S C R E A M

-things where they shouldn't be

-cursed images

-hahaha garbage

-t-posing to assert dominance

-possibly not human

-cryptids

-anything that falls in the uncanny valley

-"hmm that's unsettling, I love it"

-eat the rich

-decompose, become one with moss

-just do the thing who cares if it's great we all exist in a screaming hell anyways

-liminal spaces are rad af

Add more if you want

every episode of buzzfeed unsolved supernatural, ever: a summary

things to do with your cryptid SO

look at the stars

take blurry photographs

listen to records

go into the words

help them find a body snack

cuddle them to ease the hollowness

find shiny things to share

watch an old film

eddie with the losers // eddie with mrs K