Currently, The World Is In Panic And Not At A Disco.

When do we mention the clapping though?

Me, with a mouth full of Pringles: Yah I remember being an angel, it was rad.

Do you ever say beetlejuice 3 times and discreetly look around the room as if he’s going to show up

…..because I do

same Claudia

Lestat: What could I ever do to pacify you? What do you want?

Claudia: thicc tiddies

Au where everything in IWTV is the same except Armand is played by this boy instead of Antonio Banderas…

i know we talk a lot about crazy literature professors, but i need to tell y’all about my mechanics professor. so, here are some quotes from him just from this morning:

“i know this is all very easy, and it’s 8am, but don’t fall asleep from boredom or i’ll throw my apple in your face.”

“if i walk in a straight line, it’s a 1D movement. if im drunk, and go sideways, it’s 2D. and if i took some crazy shit, i can even be [he starts doing squats while walking/jumping] iN 3D!!!”

“let’s say this apple falls down from the sky. i know, unlikely, but this is physics, it’s supposed to sound magical.”

“oh god, my apple looks terrible. thank god i didn’t eat it before the class or i would’ve been terribly upset.”

[explaining newton’s third law about things tend to attract each other] “you, good lad in the front! i am terribly ATTRACTED to you. but you, other lad in the back - or are you a girl? i don’t know, you have a hat - i am way less attracted to you. don’t be upset guys, we’re talking physics, not physical!”

“of course this book [by his colleague] isn’t perfect, but [raising his voice] I LOVE IT VERY MUCH. [back to whispering] you can never know when your colleagues are spying on you. beware. Eric, if you’re here: so we meet again.”

professor: so what’s g? student: newton?? professor, faking a heart attack: nO. it’s barely 9am and you’re already hurting me, i am LEAVING. (he did leave the class for like two minutes??)

“it’s time for a 7min break. 5 min’s too short, 10′s too long, 7 is average and perfect.” he pauses. “depending on what you’re measuring of course.”

“see, this equation is so easy, i drew a laughing emoji next to it in my notes.” he turns to us and sighs. “yeah. newton and einstein died for this.”

Female, presenting nipples.

Rhiannon by Fleetwood Mac except you’re a witch, lazily fixing up a potion on an autum evening while it plays on your stereo.

I will never get over the noises that Bulbasaur makes in detective pikachu

what an absolute babey….

How to know if

you're a cryptid

eyes

a lot of eyes

you're only up/active in the dark

rambled? thinking?

uncontrollable urge to bite things

nervous movements

(stimming)

weird,, typing////

general instability

deja vu

red & black

lots of "!!!" and "???"

you have fangs. or wings. or both. but nobody can see them.

seeing the same numbers everywhere

spacing out.

obsession with cryptids! that's you!

no appetite