i know we talk a lot about crazy literature professors, but i need to tell y’all about my mechanics professor. so, here are some quotes from him just from this morning:
“i know this is all very easy, and it’s 8am, but don’t fall asleep from boredom or i’ll throw my apple in your face.”
“if i walk in a straight line, it’s a 1D movement. if im drunk, and go sideways, it’s 2D. and if i took some crazy shit, i can even be [he starts doing squats while walking/jumping] iN 3D!!!”
“let’s say this apple falls down from the sky. i know, unlikely, but this is physics, it’s supposed to sound magical.”
“oh god, my apple looks terrible. thank god i didn’t eat it before the class or i would’ve been terribly upset.”
[explaining newton’s third law about things tend to attract each other] “you, good lad in the front! i am terribly ATTRACTED to you. but you, other lad in the back - or are you a girl? i don’t know, you have a hat - i am way less attracted to you. don’t be upset guys, we’re talking physics, not physical!”
“of course this book [by his colleague] isn’t perfect, but [raising his voice] I LOVE IT VERY MUCH. [back to whispering] you can never know when your colleagues are spying on you. beware. Eric, if you’re here: so we meet again.”
professor: so what’s g? student: newton?? professor, faking a heart attack: nO. it’s barely 9am and you’re already hurting me, i am LEAVING. (he did leave the class for like two minutes??)
“it’s time for a 7min break. 5 min’s too short, 10′s too long, 7 is average and perfect.” he pauses. “depending on what you’re measuring of course.”
“see, this equation is so easy, i drew a laughing emoji next to it in my notes.” he turns to us and sighs. “yeah. newton and einstein died for this.”
° being in an orchestra (any of the instruments)
i want mooncore to be a thing
we could be called like moon children or stars or smth
always sleepy
loves space
sunkissed? more like moonkissed
i want to hug the moon n o w
night person
stargazing dates>>
probably ghostcore too
rocks/marbles/round things that look like the moon(moonlets???) are my life
moon reflecting on water is pwetty uwu
ur probably a bottom
sitting in ur bedroom looking out at the moon at midnight is the best feeling
artemis? more like the one true god
messy buns
long t shirts as pjs
dancing by urself lit bit moonlight and maybe a small lamp
youre also prob feminine but not required we love our masc siblings
buzzfeed unsolved
dark rooms
THUNDERSTORMS
greek mythology
if u were in band u prob played a stereotypically “pretty” instrument
idk how to do this i just love the moon and space and want mooncore to be a thing so pls dont let it flop??
add on pls :)
Andrew Hozier Byrne: God of Dreams and the Forest. King of the Druids.
Dodie Clark: Goddess of Monsters, Chaotic Good, Confetti, and Healing.
Florence Welch: Goddess of Dance, Women and Witchcraft. Queen of the Faeries.
Regina Spektor: Goddess of Madness, Color, and Strong Unexplainable Feelings.
David Bowie: Lord of the Stars and Planets. Traveler of the Universe. A shapeshifter.
He was human once, and never felt as if he truly belonged in the body of mankind. He was granted godliness after death. He’s everywhere in space at once, to this day, still traveling the endless universe forever more.
Whenever we see a comet trailing by, its him giving us a hello.
He keeps the planets in line, as well as the stars and meteors and nebulas, making sure nothing hurts his favorite planet. The planet that he owes so much to, despite the fact that it was never home.
Freddie Mercury: God of Love and Euphoria, Savior and Brother of the Oppressed. Charm-speaking abilities, possessing the most beautiful voice in all the cosmos.
Beyoncé: Goddess of the Sun.
Lana Del Rey: Goddess of Time and Forever.
Quakecon 97 Final Stage Bosses
Pride and Prejudice (personal project) by Airi Pan
BASTILLE: became immortals during the Roman Empire
SIA: the muse Euterpe, came down to Earth during the 2000s to have a good time
CONAN GRAY, CAVETOWN, & DODIE: demigod children of Apollo recently inducted into the Theoi Mousikoi
HOZIER: immortal fae in the human realm since the 17th century
LUMINEERS: became immortals right before the industry boom
VULFPECK: became immortals during the 70s
QUEEN: turned werewolves in the late 70s that made music during full moons
FLORENCE WELCH: the archangel Raphael, sent down as a human to comfort God’s children
CHANCE THE RAPPER: the archangel Gabriel, sent down as a human to spread God’s REAL message
LIZZO: the archangel Uriel, sent down as a human to motivate God’s children
MITSKI: immortal since like 2007
JAMILA WOODS, JANELLE MONAE, & FRANK OCEAN: the fates, trying to help humans understand their own emotions
LORDE: rebellious teen turned vampire in like 2009
KENDRICK LAMAR: I know he’s on this list somehow but I can’t figure out how yet
I just wanna be vaguely unsettling, not even scary or creepy, I just want people to look at me and feel like there's something A Little Bit Wrong but they don't know what then they tell the story of the slightly cryptid being to their friends later
can someone hide all food sources from me pls i beg u
My legs are weak and I dont know if it’s because of a lack of sleep or lack of sugar
I need more Lestat getting IDed, being called “young man,” being talked to in a condescending manner, just more 20-years-old-and-looks-like-it. I want people complaining to him about millennials and “his generation”.