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Musical Artist Deitisonas:

Andrew Hozier Byrne: God of Dreams and the Forest. King of the Druids.

Dodie Clark: Goddess of Monsters, Chaotic Good, Confetti, and Healing.

Florence Welch: Goddess of Dance, Women and Witchcraft. Queen of the Faeries.

Regina Spektor: Goddess of Madness, Color, and Strong Unexplainable Feelings.

David Bowie: Lord of the Stars and Planets. Traveler of the Universe. A shapeshifter.

He was human once, and never felt as if he truly belonged in the body of mankind. He was granted godliness after death. He’s everywhere in space at once, to this day, still traveling the endless universe forever more.

Whenever we see a comet trailing by, its him giving us a hello.

He keeps the planets in line, as well as the stars and meteors and nebulas, making sure nothing hurts his favorite planet. The planet that he owes so much to, despite the fact that it was never home.

Freddie Mercury: God of Love and Euphoria, Savior and Brother of the Oppressed. Charm-speaking abilities, possessing the most beautiful voice in all the cosmos.

Beyoncé: Goddess of the Sun.

Lana Del Rey: Goddess of Time and Forever.

So Beastars huh?

can someone hide all food sources from me pls i beg u

Rhiannon by Fleetwood Mac except you’re a witch, lazily fixing up a potion on an autum evening while it plays on your stereo.

Gobs! Crows! Creatures! Punks! Do y’all modify ur clothing ??? This is me jackèt. I bleached it, printed the patches (not all!) and sewed all on myself :-) the fabric squares are scraps from my boyfriends moms quilting project. Pls share ur cool modified clothes W me I wanna seeeee!!!!

(PS My favourite things are the button that says Doing My Part To Piss Off The Religious Right and the one that says A Woman’s Place Is In The Resistance. And Consillo et Labore is a Latin phrase meaning With Wisdom and Effort (I drew the patch :-)))

me: *is brushing teeth*

mouth: *randomly spits blood*

me, an aspiring vampire: hell yes

Im an old school Dracula or vaguely old

types of vampires

old school dracula: dramatic, probably a theatre kid at some point, loud, likes black n white outfits with accents of red, v into long flowing clothes, fan of sharp eyeliner and a classic red lip, melancholic, sexual tension, will not shut up about being cursed to live as an immortal corpse, rambles a lot, weirdly big on manners, extemely attracted to morticia addams (like. almost too much)

vaguely old immortal: always has at least the top three buttons of their shirt undone, likes muted colors, likes soft makeup but doesn’t wear it a lot, uses weird turns of phrase or speaks poeticly, closed off (especially about their past), long nails for piercing the skin of those they feed on, wears a locket, stares off into space a lot, has called you a random name like “willamette” at least once, bad with technology, always making things unnecessarily philosophical, hasn’t had a haircut in at least a decade, bisexual

2000s bloodsucker: dark hair, emo and/or goth, whiny, dresses exclusively in black and gray, wears a ton of smeared black eyeshadow or no makeup at all (there is no in between), listens to either screamo or stuff like creature feature, big on layers, broods in the shadows, sleeps in a coffin, will throw rocks at your window at night to get your attention, shows off fangs at every opportunity, says a spooky catchphrase before drinking your blood

modern heartthrob vamp: piercing eyes, everything about their look is sharp and clean except their hair which is always messy, sort of preppy, plays a lot of instruments, well-liked but quiet, polite, would walk you home at night if you didn’t feel safe, never kills when they feed, does the single drip of blood falling down their chin thing, really into math or literature, knows a lot of random facts, can work an antique sewing machine as well as a smartphone, cries at sad movies, likes the rain

stressed new turn: anxious, usually confused or lost, disheveled, makes a big mess when they bite someone, has spent at least a week wandering the woods, has lots of cinematic “what have I become” moments while staring into the bathroom mirror, listens to keaton henson and daughter, has been wearing the same outfit for five days, always has a headache, messed up sleep schedule, dissociates, reads books about vampires at the library but is too embarrassed to check any out, existential guilt, secretly wishes they could apprentice with an older vampire, androgynous

goblin vamp: chaotic, shaved head or uncommon hairstyle, never tries to be discreet about being a vampire, likes parties/raves/concerts, drinks bloodbags like Kool-Aid jammers, dresses tacky, loves garlic bread, most likely has shitty stick n poke tattoos, thinks all vampire movies are hilarious, takes selfies in graveyards, trespasses a lot (especially into abandoned buildings), impulsive n reckless, either has a vulture culture blog or a punk aesthetic blog, listens to peppy indie music while feeding, very gay

reverse goth vamp: hair dyed bleach blonde, very friendly and talkative, loves animals, will babysit for you like whenever, likes hawaiian shirts and shorts, favors light and bright colors, surfer aesthetic, vampire positivity, wears a ton of sun screen and big floppy hats so they can go out in the sun, pours blood on snow cones, only drinks from volunteers/blood doners, likes swimming, probably has SAD, loves cartoons (especially fun cartoons about monsters like Ruby Gloom), into pop or upbeat acoustic music, longboards or rollerblades, wears pronoun pins

vampire that everyone thinks is a werewolf: is a jock but only plays indoor sports, fairly hairy, all dogs love them, can drive, either wear their hair in a ponytail or down and unbrushed, cute smile, doesn’t like wearing makeup or dressing up, sweats or athleisure, good at party games, has gotten “yo dude I dare you to drink my blood” more than once, has accidentally gotten alcohol posioning from drinking too much drunk blood, goes out for runs at night, loves sleeping in, hunk/bear or butch

tag yrself

hi! we’re a band from south london called bears in trees, and we’re a bit like that weird kid at the party who seems kind of cool and quotes a lot of obscure teen films but also looks like they’re gonna burst into tears at any second.

we write songs about getting coffee!! not being able to skateboard!! pet snails running away!! climbing rooftops!! working in a gay bar!! trying to save up enough money to go live in the alaskan wilderness!! asthma attacks!! dealing constructively with anxiety and depression!! that’s all on our spotify, which is here.

we also have a youtube where we post covers//music vids//us messing around. you can check those out here.

it’d mean a lot if you shared this, because now the jonas brothers are back together we could finally fulfil our lifelong dream of touring with them.

thanks for reading, and have a lovely day.