Theoneandonlybastard - Simi 🐰

Musical Artist Deitisonas:

Andrew Hozier Byrne: God of Dreams and the Forest. King of the Druids.

Dodie Clark: Goddess of Monsters, Chaotic Good, Confetti, and Healing.

Florence Welch: Goddess of Dance, Women and Witchcraft. Queen of the Faeries.

Regina Spektor: Goddess of Madness, Color, and Strong Unexplainable Feelings.

David Bowie: Lord of the Stars and Planets. Traveler of the Universe. A shapeshifter.

He was human once, and never felt as if he truly belonged in the body of mankind. He was granted godliness after death. He’s everywhere in space at once, to this day, still traveling the endless universe forever more.

Whenever we see a comet trailing by, its him giving us a hello.

He keeps the planets in line, as well as the stars and meteors and nebulas, making sure nothing hurts his favorite planet. The planet that he owes so much to, despite the fact that it was never home.

Freddie Mercury: God of Love and Euphoria, Savior and Brother of the Oppressed. Charm-speaking abilities, possessing the most beautiful voice in all the cosmos.

Beyoncé: Goddess of the Sun.

Lana Del Rey: Goddess of Time and Forever.

i forgot to post these lmao

also that last one us based on @chronicler-of-legends fanfic! go check it out btw its a good read.

Today is the mother witch Stevie Nicks birthday so here is a recording of dreams i took during a major thunder/hail storm

So there’s this huge dudebro in my class, who, yesterday, sat next to me. And I’m sitting there sweating because like… I’m wearing my shirt with the lesbian flag on it, and he’s the most popular jock in school, and always has this look on his face that say ‘I can and will kill you’. He looks me up and down, stares at me for a minute and then goes, “So. Girls in skirts and long socks, am I right?”

To which I nodded solemnly, both out of agreement, surprise and also a healthy amount of awkward fear. He nodded and went, “You get it.”

I said, “Yep.” He fistbumped me, and on went our lives.

I just wanna be vaguely unsettling, not even scary or creepy, I just want people to look at me and feel like there's something A Little Bit Wrong but they don't know what then they tell the story of the slightly cryptid being to their friends later

every episode of buzzfeed unsolved supernatural, ever: a summary

If you touch an Angel’s wing and halo at the same time they take a screenshot

the losers club as photos from my camera roll I can’t explain:

Richie:

Eddie:

Bill:

Beverly:

Stanley:

Also Stanley:

Mike:

Ben:

BONUS!!

take away my recording software dont let me do any more of these

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Emoji spell for your beloved to knock on your door again 

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