If You Touch An Angel’s Wing And Halo At The Same Time They Take A Screenshot

me convincing everyone (including myself) i actually like the gross (but low cal) foods i eat on a daily basis

I will never get over the noises that Bulbasaur makes in detective pikachu

what an absolute babey….

You’re wearing a tshirt, I’m wearing the Cock polo (inspired by frat bros, daddy’s boys, philistines and other forms of assholes). We are not the same.

I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:

IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.

1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.

2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.

3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”

4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”

5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.

TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.

Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.

uhh reblog this if the reason why you have ed is someone’s words

All vampire are queer. Straight vampires were made up by Hollywood to oppress LGBT vampires.

Lestat: Am I a bad boy?

Louis: Yeah, you’ve been bad.

Lestat, seductively: Oh yeah? How bad?

Louis: You’re a fucking nightmare to be honest

HOW TO: MAKE YOUR SMALL ROUNDISH SHINY THINGS INTO A PENDANT (macrame stone sack tutorial)

These are some of my glass baubles made into necklaces. Any small roundish thing can be made into a necklace like this though. This tutorial uses a gemstone.

Get some string. I like this cotton string for crocheting, but embroidery thread is also very nice. Whatever you like, but it should be around this thickness, not yarn thick or too thin.

Get 4 l o n g pieces of it, equal length and maybe as long as your forearm would be good. Tie a knot in the middle.

Then separate them and tie another knot as such

Continue separating them and tying a knot till you can fit the thing inside.

As such. Then tie a knot

And then finish the loop bit however you want I use half square knots kinda like a friendship bracelet.

Ta-da! Have fun and be shiny!

My Chemical Romance

My Chemical Romance films a scene for the “Na Na Na” music video (2010). This previously unreleased scene was published with the greatest hits album May Death Never Stop You (2014)

Being a teenager is hard enough as it is, but being a teenage vampire comes with a whole new mixed bag of fuckery. 

While some of your human friends are getting embarrassed by their changing voices, you’re busy getting embarrassed because you just accidentally hypnotised your teacher for the third time this week. To be fair, no one wanted to have to do that surprise test.

While your friends are worrying about breakouts, you’re trying desperately not to lisp with your now more prominent fangs. The amount of times you’ve sliced open your own tongue or lips on your new fangs, is now well and truly in the double digits. You’re not sure how your parents make it look so easy.

As your friends are stumbling and fumbling thanks to their still changing bodies, you’re prying yourself out of the wall after accidentally using your vampire speed for the third time today. By this point you’re pretty sure they’re going to end up having to replace half the school before the year is up.

Your parents are little help in the matter, one having been a vampire for hundreds of years and barely remembering the struggles, and the other having been turned from a human. Honestly they find the whole thing hilarious.  “The lisp is adorable dear. Really. And look at those cute little fangs” 

At least it’s not likely to get any worse than this…. right?