Every Episode Of Buzzfeed Unsolved Supernatural, Ever: A Summary

thor, dragging loki out of the ark by the hood of their coat: come on loki, lighten up! meeting the avengers won’t be so bad! you might even make some friends!

loki: lies. i don’t make friends, especially not with superheroes. 

thor: what am i then?

loki: an inconvenience.

thor: you’re so mean. fine, be that way.

loki, standing in the corner while everyone else is catching up: *sulking*

peter parker, approaching cautiously: hi

loki, sighing, but smiling a little too: hello small child.

peter: i’m peter. and you’re loki, right?

loki: yes

peter: what are your pronouns?

loki: … what?

peter: i, uh, read some books on norse mythology, because i think thor is kinda cute, oh, no i just said that, oh no, i don’t mean it in a i want to date him way, he’s way too old for me, i just think he’s- uh, not relevant. anyways some of the books said that you weren’t always a guy, and i mean, that’s cool, awesome, i’m trans, it’s actually kind of cool to meet someone else who isn’t cis, oh, oh boy i’m rambling again anyways i just wanted to um. ask for your pronouns

loki: *tearing up* you… wanted to…

peter: SHIT! oh, fuck, i didn’t mean to swear. oh no. oh no. oh no i’m so sorry it probably wasn’t okay to ask you that it’s super personal and obviously you are very different from the mythology books i found i just thought that-

loki: i’m adopting you. 

maddy perez + her room

oh shit, me FUCK -

Consider: wendigocore

-dark brown clothing

-vultureculture

-forgetting to eat

-long dark hair

-constantly cold

-native american myths

-studies cryptids

-loves mysteries

-won’t hesitate to bite you

-frequently says disturbing things

-has researched the effects of cannibalism

-liable to disappear into the forest    

is Adventurecore a thing? If not it should be…

Collecting knives

Layered clothes and big coats

Nature but Hardcore

Combat boots

Bruised knees and scrapes n stuff

Carrying way too much shit Just In Case

Always having a backpack and basic survival shit

I live in the western suburbs of sydney but I act like i live in the wilderness and I NEED an aesthetic that captures that…

Evan: people are… very enthusiastic about the upcoming holidays…

Jared: exaggeratedly so

Evan: hey, where is Connor?

~Somewhere in the mall~

Worker:

Connor:

You’re wearing a tshirt, I’m wearing the Cock polo (inspired by frat bros, daddy’s boys, philistines and other forms of assholes). We are not the same.

Female, presenting nipples.

Read this and save a life - YOUR OWN

From a surgical nurse and certified CPR teacher:

Please pause for 2 minutes and read this:

1. Let’s say it’s 7.25pm and you’re going home (alone of course) after an unusually hard day on the job.

2. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated.

3 Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up in to your jaw. You are only about five km from the hospital nearest your home.

4. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far.

5. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy who taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself.

6. HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE? Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness.

7. However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously. A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest. A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again.

8. Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating. The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can get to a hospital.

9. Tell as many other people as possible about this. It could save their lives!!

10. A cardiologist says If everyone who gets this mail kindly sends it to 10 people, you can bet that we’ll save at least one life.

11. Rather than sending jokes, please... contribute by forwarding this mail which can save a person’s life.

12. If this message comes around you... more than once… please don’t get irritated... You should instead, be happy that you have many friends who care about you & keeps reminding you how to deal with a Heart attack.

please take the time and boost this post by reposting it and sending it to those you love because we all need to understand how to quickly deal with heart attacks

concept playlists part 3

you’re 17 on the verge of immortality and you sit in the backyard of your best friend. you’re there for a small party they’re throwing, and you watch as several people you know spectate a game of beer pong. it’s warm and lights softly illuminate the grassy yard. the air smells of chlorine from the large pool not yet warm enough to swim in. you’re buzzed and red-faced and glad.

it’s 10 pm and you’re having a sleepover with your best friend. you have face masks on and you’re lounging in pajamas, snacks covering your bed. your parents just went to bed and your best friend decides that now is the perfect time for a dance party. you get up and grab hands, dancing around your room with abandon. you’ve never felt more ridiculous. you’ve never felt more at home.

you stare out of the passenger side window of a beat up car. it’s late at night and you’re driving up the coast with someone you’ve run away with. butterflies rustle in your stomach and despite your drowsiness, sleep evades you. the sound of other cars passing is comforting and although you tingle with anxiety, excitement over what’s to come stirs in your mind.

it’s 1956 and you live in northern california. you’ve just arrived at your high school’s formal prom. the theme is starry night. your outfit is perfect and your date is picturesque. rock n’ roll is the new thing and it’s the life of the party. you never thought your school’s gym could look so beautiful. you lay your hand in your date’s and you dance the night away.

SUGAR by BROCKHAMPTON