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5 years ago

my art may never be as good as i want it to be, but i have hands and a pencil and i will make that everyone else’s problem

5 years ago

Workouts You Can Do In Bed

To Get Rid Of The “Are You Pregnant?” Belly :

20 crunches

35 sit ups

10 full body crunches

50 crisscrosses

10 wide leg cross sit ups

20 leg raises

To Get Rid Of The Jello Like Thighs :

100 pillow squeezes

30 side leg lifts (Each side)

To Get That Bubble Butt :

40 butt bridges

25 lying kick backs (Each side)

50 clam lifts (Each side)

20 forward kicks (Each side)

30 knee tucks (Each side)

There is literally no reason why you shouldn’t be doing these workouts ESPECIALLY if you’re in bed. You can do this! You reach that UGW

Made by: ThisIsAnaMyFriend

5 years ago

the best part about concerts is that they’re always slightly shit. i love that i am at my very happiest after being shoved for 2 hours, with aching feet, ringing ears, and a dizzy head. it’s such a weird buzz or pure, overwhelming joy

5 years ago

Currently, the world is in panic and not at a disco.

5 years ago
This Is What I'm Talking About

this is what I'm talking about

5 years ago
Holly Warburton
Holly Warburton
Holly Warburton
Holly Warburton
Holly Warburton
Holly Warburton
Holly Warburton
Holly Warburton
Holly Warburton

holly warburton

5 years ago
I Won’t Go Down By Myself But I’ll Go Down With My Friends? Right?
I Won’t Go Down By Myself But I’ll Go Down With My Friends? Right?
I Won’t Go Down By Myself But I’ll Go Down With My Friends? Right?
I Won’t Go Down By Myself But I’ll Go Down With My Friends? Right?

i won’t go down by myself but i’ll go down with my friends? right?

5 years ago

My mum told me that my 8 year old brother now has a 6 pack while I’m here eating a full pack of cookies in one sitting

5 years ago

Me because i really enjoy the presents of animals and they really like me, like a duck was just chilling with me this morning

That fuckin smile at the end

5 years ago
SUGAR By BROCKHAMPTON
SUGAR By BROCKHAMPTON
SUGAR By BROCKHAMPTON
SUGAR By BROCKHAMPTON
SUGAR By BROCKHAMPTON

SUGAR by BROCKHAMPTON

5 years ago

Stanley Barber Harry Styles

🤝

looking beautiful in baby blue suits

Stanley Barber Harry Styles
Stanley Barber Harry Styles
5 years ago
My Chemical Romance
My Chemical Romance
My Chemical Romance
My Chemical Romance
My Chemical Romance

My Chemical Romance

My Chemical Romance films a scene for the “Na Na Na” music video (2010). This previously unreleased scene was published with the greatest hits album May Death Never Stop You (2014)

5 years ago

Today is the mother witch Stevie Nicks birthday so here is a recording of dreams i took during a major thunder/hail storm

5 years ago
Request: Stevie Performing “Rhiannon” While Wearing Her Moon Necklace.
Request: Stevie Performing “Rhiannon” While Wearing Her Moon Necklace.
Request: Stevie Performing “Rhiannon” While Wearing Her Moon Necklace.
Request: Stevie Performing “Rhiannon” While Wearing Her Moon Necklace.
Request: Stevie Performing “Rhiannon” While Wearing Her Moon Necklace.
Request: Stevie Performing “Rhiannon” While Wearing Her Moon Necklace.
Request: Stevie Performing “Rhiannon” While Wearing Her Moon Necklace.
Request: Stevie Performing “Rhiannon” While Wearing Her Moon Necklace.
Request: Stevie Performing “Rhiannon” While Wearing Her Moon Necklace.
Request: Stevie Performing “Rhiannon” While Wearing Her Moon Necklace.

Request: Stevie performing “Rhiannon” while wearing her moon necklace.

5 years ago

Rhiannon by Fleetwood Mac except you’re a witch, lazily fixing up a potion on an autum evening while it plays on your stereo.

5 years ago

❤️✨🚪✊🌹🤗💋✨❤️

Emoji spell for your beloved to knock on your door again 

Likes charge

Reblogs cast

5 years ago

concept playlists part 3

you’re 17 on the verge of immortality and you sit in the backyard of your best friend. you’re there for a small party they’re throwing, and you watch as several people you know spectate a game of beer pong. it’s warm and lights softly illuminate the grassy yard. the air smells of chlorine from the large pool not yet warm enough to swim in. you’re buzzed and red-faced and glad.

it’s 10 pm and you’re having a sleepover with your best friend. you have face masks on and you’re lounging in pajamas, snacks covering your bed. your parents just went to bed and your best friend decides that now is the perfect time for a dance party. you get up and grab hands, dancing around your room with abandon. you’ve never felt more ridiculous. you’ve never felt more at home.

you stare out of the passenger side window of a beat up car. it’s late at night and you’re driving up the coast with someone you’ve run away with. butterflies rustle in your stomach and despite your drowsiness, sleep evades you. the sound of other cars passing is comforting and although you tingle with anxiety, excitement over what’s to come stirs in your mind.

it’s 1956 and you live in northern california. you’ve just arrived at your high school’s formal prom. the theme is starry night. your outfit is perfect and your date is picturesque. rock n’ roll is the new thing and it’s the life of the party. you never thought your school’s gym could look so beautiful. you lay your hand in your date’s and you dance the night away.

5 years ago

anyone who says they don’t like ABBA is a liar.

5 years ago

you can dance

You Can Dance

you can jive

You Can Dance

having the time of your life

You Can Dance

oooooh

You Can Dance

see that boy

You Can Dance

watch that scene

You Can Dance

digging the dancing queen

You Can Dance
5 years ago
image
image

@jasontddd @lalabnf @i-dragonqueen

5 years ago
Because They Fucking

because they fucking

slap

next question

5 years ago
5 years ago

The kingsman fight but Mamma Mia sung by Meryl Streep is playing

5 years ago

Fleetwood Mac is the moon energy to ABBA’s sun energy.

5 years ago

I’m screaming why does Mamma Mia fit every fight scene so perfectly ajkaslajjddhhajadkjfh

5 years ago

music for the months

the month of January

the month of February 

the month of March

the month of April

the month of May

the month of June

the month of July

the month of August

the month of September

the month of October

the month of November

the month of December

a playlist for every month ((not necessarily curated, more like a random mesh of music))

~~hope you enjoy!~~

5 years ago
Gir’s Disguise Is His Fursuit Change My Mind
Gir’s Disguise Is His Fursuit Change My Mind

Gir’s disguise is his fursuit change my mind

(I stole this joke from that one otherkin vine sksdkff)

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