Not To Flex But Watch This

my head: *hurts*

me: *confused on why its hurting*

the one cliff bar and diet coke in my stomach:

All vampire are queer. Straight vampires were made up by Hollywood to oppress LGBT vampires.

“If it’s about a dad dating other dads, how come some of them have kids???”

thor, dragging loki out of the ark by the hood of their coat: come on loki, lighten up! meeting the avengers won’t be so bad! you might even make some friends!

loki: lies. i don’t make friends, especially not with superheroes. 

thor: what am i then?

loki: an inconvenience.

thor: you’re so mean. fine, be that way.

loki, standing in the corner while everyone else is catching up: *sulking*

peter parker, approaching cautiously: hi

loki, sighing, but smiling a little too: hello small child.

peter: i’m peter. and you’re loki, right?

loki: yes

peter: what are your pronouns?

loki: … what?

peter: i, uh, read some books on norse mythology, because i think thor is kinda cute, oh, no i just said that, oh no, i don’t mean it in a i want to date him way, he’s way too old for me, i just think he’s- uh, not relevant. anyways some of the books said that you weren’t always a guy, and i mean, that’s cool, awesome, i’m trans, it’s actually kind of cool to meet someone else who isn’t cis, oh, oh boy i’m rambling again anyways i just wanted to um. ask for your pronouns

loki: *tearing up* you… wanted to…

peter: SHIT! oh, fuck, i didn’t mean to swear. oh no. oh no. oh no i’m so sorry it probably wasn’t okay to ask you that it’s super personal and obviously you are very different from the mythology books i found i just thought that-

loki: i’m adopting you. 

maddy perez + her room

Gir’s disguise is his fursuit change my mind

(I stole this joke from that one otherkin vine sksdkff)

love wins moodboard

I will never get over the noises that Bulbasaur makes in detective pikachu

what an absolute babey….

sometimes you just wanna kiss a demon and thats just how it is

Being a teenager is hard enough as it is, but being a teenage vampire comes with a whole new mixed bag of fuckery. 

While some of your human friends are getting embarrassed by their changing voices, you’re busy getting embarrassed because you just accidentally hypnotised your teacher for the third time this week. To be fair, no one wanted to have to do that surprise test.

While your friends are worrying about breakouts, you’re trying desperately not to lisp with your now more prominent fangs. The amount of times you’ve sliced open your own tongue or lips on your new fangs, is now well and truly in the double digits. You’re not sure how your parents make it look so easy.

As your friends are stumbling and fumbling thanks to their still changing bodies, you’re prying yourself out of the wall after accidentally using your vampire speed for the third time today. By this point you’re pretty sure they’re going to end up having to replace half the school before the year is up.

Your parents are little help in the matter, one having been a vampire for hundreds of years and barely remembering the struggles, and the other having been turned from a human. Honestly they find the whole thing hilarious.  “The lisp is adorable dear. Really. And look at those cute little fangs” 

At least it’s not likely to get any worse than this…. right?