When Your Fruity Child Tries To Come Out But The Only New Information You Learn Is That They Are The

Hugo how dare you. Do you know how hard it is to find fucking gay water??

Hey, I got you ice cream with no cream. It's ice and gay water put in a blender. Enjoy!!

*tastes it and gives anon a nod of approval* not bad kid, add some berries or some shit and it makes a pretty decent sorbet. As long as I don't get drunk from it lol.

Im still gonna keep eating ice cream though >:3

Blonde bitch out!💅✨️🏳️‍🌈

So he's Steven Universe?

Yong headcanons and thoughts!!! If I may!!

YONG my PRECIOUS

-he has a lot of running jokes with himself. this comes from being overlooked a lot as a kid (you have to be your own source of entertainment when people don’t want to play with you), but it eventually just became part of his nature. these running jokes include making the most diabolically sexual comments and then blinking innocently when the rest of the group whirls around to look at him. “what? does that mean something?” they are his puppets and he is their master.

-he gets eczema sometimes. varian made some olay-worthy lotion for him.

-very musically talented! hand him any instrument and he’ll make a little ditty within a couple minutes.

-he thinks varian’s the coolest, hugo is the most suave, and nuru is the most wise. then he witnesses varian spend five minutes trying to extricate his boot from a hole it got stuck in without realizing that he can use his chemicals. and then he sees hugo go bright red when varian gets fed up and scoops him off the ground, slinging him over his shoulder. then he watches nuru realize she was holding her map upside down for the last forty minutes and discreetly adjust it. then he comes to the conclusion that he, yong, is the team leader.

-certified bug lover. he will pick up a cicada and present it to hugo, who will yelp and smack it out of his hand. this cycle will repeat with more and more frightening bugs. yong is using his innocent face, but he revels in hugo’s terror.

-one of the proudest days of his life was when he made a joke that had the other three in hysterics, even hugo.

-his main love language is quality time, then words of affirmation :D

Love this

More Very Potter redraws as Vat7k

This was the scene:

i can't physically explain it but this song is so varian and i don't know WHY. it just scratches an itch in my brain and it is so inexplicably varian and also he would head bang to this song no i don't accept criticism thank you

Cassarian and Varipunzel shippers are either groomers with pedo fantasies or homophobic christians dumping hate on Varigo.

Varian doesn't deserve that.

Do you guys think that Hugo is actually blonde but light blonde is just not his natural shade? That he made his hair lighter to— …Nevermind.

I like to think he has a mix of like a million different accents. In my mind, he would've had a French or German accent as a kid, especially from the orphanage. He learned English a lot better as he grew older, but he can't read it that well. I also think Donella and Cyrus would be Russian, so their accents would rub off on Hugo a lot, and he'd also know quite a bit of Russian from them. He would mostly try to speak with a typical American accent, but whenever one of the other options slips out, team radical teases him endlessly

also he forgets English words sometimes

Vat7k randomness

I 100% headcanon that Hugo used to have some sort of an accent (like French sounding or something) as a kid (because as far as I know, Ingvarr has its own language), and while travelling/doing missions for Donella and stuff, he would drop the accent and just speak with a modern day American accent.

Fast forward a few years (after Vat7k and Varian and Hugo live together), every now and then, Hugo's real accent will shine through and Varian will tease the life outta him.

"YOU WANT A BAGUETTE WITH THAT FRENCH BOY?'

"OUI OUI CROSSANT"

"did you just say 'lItTlE sNaCk'???"

also totally irrelevant, but that one video of Talya and Jorge singing "Wait For Me" from Hadestown is literally those two (Hugo being Jorge ofc)

also plz ask me questions abt Vat7k, or any other fandom i have listed really, and i'll answer!

i might doodle a request you have if i like it so yeah (i'm very busy stalking Hugo effing Rottawange so idk if i'll have time /silly)

so uh yea thx for coming to my Ted Talk

-peace out bitches <3

Omg literally and like Calliope would say something about space that was clearly incorrect and it would make Nuru want to rip her hair out

Team radical goes to the spire and meets Calliope and it's just a contest to see who can out "uhm actually" the other

I just know I'll listen to it and then add it to my list of animatics straight after

OKAY HEAR ME OUT

Only Us from Dear Evan Hansen but Hugarian. Listen listen listen listen listen listen liste

IT’S THEM. TRUST.

Honestly just just just DEH is so Hugo-coded look I’m very normal I PROMISE I’M NORMAL ABOUT THEM

I love the dialogue and the art sm!!

in which after the events of the eternal library, after the immediate heat has cooled down, hugo tries damage control OR i said shitty varigo doodles i MEANT shitty varigo doodles