I Just Read This It Was Absolutely Amazing

Nice opinion, unfortunately, I can smell the bleach in your hair from here (also I rlly want one of the Vat7k chapters I write to just be them dyeing each other's hair)

Ok so obvi ur is a bottle blonde, but what non-natural colour would you dye your hair, and how would it look?

I am NOT!!! You think I could get all this gorgeousness from a cheap bottle at the drugstore?! Please

And, idk really. Green is my go to so maybe smt with that. Brown, purple or pink might look cute too. And probably just on the tips of my hair or a cute lil hairstripe like my mesmerizing @goggles-varian. BUT MY BLONDENESS IS NATURAL PEOPLE!!!

Blonde bitch out!!! 💅🏳️‍🌈✨️

I actually never want Disney to make vat7k a reality. The reason I love vat7k so much is because I can treat the characters like my own, do whatever I want with them and the story, and expand on them in ways Disney could probably never. One of the creators of vat7k, Kay, even said that they much prefer the concept being in the hands of the fandom. The vat7k fandom is one of my favourite places, because since there's no canon, everyone can share ideas and art. It's the only fandom I think I've ever been in (not that I've been in many) that truly acts like a community and I love that. I feel like as much as vat7k could save Disney, there's a good chance they'd ruin the story by making the characters one-dimensional or something. For example, mom-friend Nuru or Yong being 'dumb and childish'. I don't know if this makes any sense but yeah these are my opinions

*grabs rigged lie detector that shows I'm telling the truth.* What that's crazyyyy don't see why you'd think that honestly

Hello. Heard you know about the gay river. It's currently suffering from a drought... it's Autumn rn, y'know, super hot weather that makes skyscrapers melt? So you really don't have to wrroy about the gay river. It's gone. Trust me. I mean- I wouldn't know.

For some reason I feel like you’re lying to me.

I think I'm too far gone in this fandom. If you asked me who my favourite character was back when I only knew about the movie, I'd probably say Rapunzel or Pascal. Now if you ask me the same question I'll say the eternal library.

The Only Exception by Paramore is quite possibly the most Varigo coded song on any of my playlists and I’m physically incapable of listening to it without thinking of them

vat7k fandom will you accept me

I have no thoughts other than library depression now. I don't even know how a library can be depressed, but it is.

Im sorry I'm just having trouble processing that

Your son refuses to admit the truth so I'm asking you, is he a bottle blonde? (And what's his og hair color?)

He’s naturally blond but he dyes it to be lighter and it makes it a more platinum blond colour.

reblog to give your mutuals a djungelskog

imagine hugo's voice goin on low octave whenever he speaks ingvarrian....

oh varian, my dear, youre so cooked