Why am I considering implying this in my fic
you could never let me be in charge of creating vat7k because i'd have 100 gecs playing with a montage of the gang spying on hugo in an underground strip club (varian got suspicious of why hugo disappears for days at a time and of course this is the one time hugo isn't in cahoots with donnie) (hugo's actively stealing jewelry off of people while getting laid) (varian never asked where hugo went during his free time again but he thinks about it every single day)
This is just making me want to write a fic abt Hugo's backstory but I gotta wait until I finish the rest of Vat7k which will be like two different fics 🥲
Random idea that's been living in my head rent free and I needed to yap about it even a little: Hugo doesn't have wanted posters. Like at all. Donella made sure to get rid of all of them because dealing with her employee/son being wanted in like a million towns and kingdoms and whatever would just be a hassle. Donella did keep at least one of them, maybe Hugo's very first since he started working for her. So if in one of the trials (maybe the iron trial) Varian finds Hugo's wanted poster in Donella's base... I really wanna figure out what would happen
The gay river is a national landmark, thank you very much.
What's your opinion on your kid having the most popular account? (and all the anons just throwing the craziest asks on him)
I think it’s good for him. It gives him the attention he so desperately requires. I’m not so thrilled about some of the asks he gets though, some are very personal or straight up weird. (Not to mention the ones who are trying to make him sick with ice cream and “gay water”)
Like me personally I think we should allow Nuru to be fragile every once in a while because she’s literally just a girl. Not in the barely-disguised-misogyny way but in the was that she’s LITERALLY just a girl, she’s like sixteen, she’s a child, and she already spent her entire life cosplaying Atlas and having to be strong for her people, allowing her her emotions is not a terrible awful crime and it does not make her any less capable. If Varian and Hugo can be allowed their emotional complexities and hundreds of thousands of breakdowns and still be capable and ass-kicking then guess what, so does Nuru
*grabs rigged lie detector that shows I'm telling the truth.* What that's crazyyyy don't see why you'd think that honestly
Hello. Heard you know about the gay river. It's currently suffering from a drought... it's Autumn rn, y'know, super hot weather that makes skyscrapers melt? So you really don't have to wrroy about the gay river. It's gone. Trust me. I mean- I wouldn't know.
For some reason I feel like you’re lying to me.
I have no thoughts other than library depression now. I don't even know how a library can be depressed, but it is.
Omg I love this art! Wish I had some good Vat7k art to post lol, also Nuru looks good imo
(Her shirt says what the fuck btw, didn't realize how light that was lol. Also, Nuru I am so sorry I did you so dirty my girl I PROMISE I will get better at drawing you one day)
So yeah. They're stupid and silly and gay and Nuru is dying in the corner (also give me drawing requests + poses you'd like me to VAT7Kafi because I'm bored and I PROMISE I'll always get them done at some point lol)
-ImMadAtDisney <3
British Hugo exists in my nightmares
PLEASE tell me you have a british or southern accent đź’”
A bit of a French accent but I hide it CAUSE ALL THESE MOTHEFUCKERS MAKE FUN OF ME FOR IT!!!!
You did the right thing, Hugo. Also I'm selling the gay river anyways, so consider this the end of a plot arc or smth
If you don't stop eating ice cream, I'm taking Olivia on a trip to the gay river, which is on the other side of the world :D
*covers my child with my hands* KEEP YOUR GRUBBY ANON HANDS THE FUCK OFF MY DAUGHTER!!!! THAT IS ONE PLACE I WILL NOT GO!!!
Thats it, it's all gone. In the trash and burned to ashes, nothing comes before Olivia
Varigo Headcanon!
One of the original posts about Hugo said that his glasses had runes that could let him see enchanted objects. I thought I'd take this, but instead of his glasses, it was his goggles, which gave him an excuse to wear them more often.
How is this Varigo? Well, what if when Varian and Hugo are working together on something, Hugo sees a little glow of blue around Varian, mainly his hair and eyes. He asks about it and Varian explains his slight connection to the moonstone (another thing I headcanon). Much later, after Hugo starts coming to terms with his feelings for Varian, he starts to call him "Moonlight" as a nickname
I don't know how to explain things but like we all need wholesome Varigo in our lives I think
"Send me drawing pro-" I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED
Uhh how bout Rapunzel? OO BRAIN THINGY
Rapunzel in a suit??? Plssss
HEREEEE YOU ARE!!! after literally forever