Wednesday : *is Throwing Stones At Enid And Hers Balcony Window*

Wednesday : *is throwing stones at Enid and hers balcony window*

Enid : *opening it, looking exasperated and tired*

Enid : You have a phone for a reason, Willa!

*THUD*

Enid : DID YOU JUST THROW YOUR PHONE AT OUR WINDOW?!

Enid : Someone take me to art museums and make out with me.

Wednesday : But they said not to touch the masterpieces.

Enid : Well somebody's got to pin the artwork to the wall.

Yoko, on a walkie talkie: This is Yoko, those idiots are fucking in the East wing again.

Divina : You mean fucking around, right?

Yoko : I know what I said.

Kidnapper : I have your girlfriend.

Enid : What? I don't have a girlfriend...

Kidnapper : Then who just called me a an incompetent overachieving disgrace to kidnapping and spit in my face?

Enid : Oh my god, you have Wednesday…. That’s my fucking wife fyi, rip to y-

Kidnapper : *incoherent screaming and a chainsaw sound in the distance*

Enid : ….Welp, that’s life :3

Enid : Would you still love me if I was a worm?

Wednesday : ...

Wednesday : Mon cœur please, this is the fifth time you've asked me this, it is 3am, go back to sleep.

Enid : [looking up from her phone] Hey, did you hear about the rumour that we might be gay?

Wednesday : Might be?

Enid : Yeah, they're doubting it! Can you believe that?

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2 years ago
Why…. The Heck… Did No One Ever Tell Me About The Kyoshi Novels?!?! Rangshi Lives In My Heart Rent

Why…. The heck… did no one ever tell me about the Kyoshi Novels?!?! Rangshi lives in my heart rent free!! 

SOMEONE PLZ MAKE A CARTOON/ANIME ADAPTATION FOR RAAVA’S SAKE!!!

Oh, and I would strongly encourage you all to visit the channel “Team Kyoshi” on YouTube. They are absolutely genius and hardworking.


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2 years ago
…….

…….

This f*cking thing is psychic or smt? How the hell did it know I have a Wednesday obsession, specifically being a sucker for Wenclair?

Christmas Miracles-> Wednesday smiles and kisses Enid under the mistletoe

Endearments-> Mon chiot. Mon soleil. Mon amour. Cara mia. Querida. Need I say more?

Thoughts projection-> Wenclair angst, maybe Enid insecure about her scars and takes it out on Wednesday? Then Wednesday gets mad cause Enid said something really hurtful? Of course, comfort at the end🥹

Wolfing Out-> Enid.

no, really, just Enid.

JUST ENID GETTING FUCKED BY WEDNESDAY DURING HEAT THAT IS😂😂🥵

And finally (cue drumroll plz)

Deal with a Devil-> Metaphorically speaking, Wednesday might as well be a devil. A devil in bed😉 Smut, orgasm denial and edging, leading to begging and an unbroken promise of keeping the KPop volume down during writing hours. If you know, you know.

curious about what's in store for you for 2023? :D

let AO3 decide!

(this is a random generator that will give you four (4) ao3 tags, so you know, warnings for what that usually entails)


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1 year ago

Enid, hiding in Yoko's room : - and I just can't believe she would do that to me!

Yoko, tired af cuz Enid has been complaining for the past hour : Okay, so, let me get this straight-I mean gay-anyway! You are mad at Wednesday... Because of what, exactly?

Enid : I literally just said why, like, a few seconds ago! Are you even paying attention?!

Divina, who hoped to have a normal evening with her vampire gf : Yeah, you did, but... Why?

Enid : Guys this isn't funny! I don't know what to do!

Random guy in suit that has been chasing Enid for the past hours : Mrs Addams, please, I just need you to sign these two files and then I'll leave!

Enid : For the last time, I won't be signing anything, I am too young to lead a multimillionaire corporation! I don't even know where I left my sweater this morning!

Wednesday, pushing the guy away and stopping before Enid, heaving breaths, desperate: Mon cœur, I apologize for doing this without notifying you earlier, but I was hoping to surprise you!

Enid : Willa, no. That's enough out of you, I told you we will sleep separately until I say otherwise. Now go.

Wednesday, on the verge of tears : But-! Ma lumiere-!

Enid : Wednesday Friday Addams, you better get your ass out of here, take this Fred guy with you and figure out a way out of this! End of discussion!

Wednesday, turning to Yoko with a murderous gaze : You! You are the cause of this!

Yoko : Hey- WOAH WAS THAT A FUCKING KNIFE?! HOW AM I AT FAULT HERE?!

Wednesday : You advised me to surprise Enid with Netflix, because she wanted her own but her mother wouldn't let her!

Yoko : WHEN I SAID NETFLIX, I DIDN'T MEAN THE FUCKING COMPANY ADDAMS! I MEANT AN ACCOUNT!

Wednesday : HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT?!

Divina : Enid, please tell your fiancee not to kill my girlfriend. She obviously didn't mean to overstep, Wednesday had the best intentions in mind.

Enid : Honestly, I didn't even consider that Willa might not know how Netflix works. I am not mad at her anymore. But Yoko made fun of my eating habits yesterday. I'll let her sweat a little...

Divina : God, you even sound like an Addams now... Mischief suits you wolfie.

Enid : Aww, thanks bestie!

Wednesday chasing Yoko while throwing knives in the background.

The Fred guy, whose actual name is Christopher : WILL SOMEONE SIGN THE GODDAMN PAPERS ALREADY?!


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4 years ago
Maria Stans, Where The Hell Are You?!

Maria stans, where the hell are you?!


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4 months ago

The Fallen Raven

The Fallen Raven

Boom I come back, drop a painting, and be seein u guys next year 🫡


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2 years ago
Late To The Party But Wenclair Amirite?🥹😍 

Late to the party but Wenclair amirite?🥹😍 

I am going to write a fic too, about them doing the handfasting ceremony cause I’m trash for Celtic customs and mythology💃

Look, look, I KNEW the series was going to be a HUGE success, but….

W O W

Can’t wait for season 2 #makewenclaircanon

Also, that kissing scene with Tyler? 🙅🏽‍♀️ Never happened.☠️


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2 years ago
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welp, that’s done too.

I wanted to make it longer, but I’d never finish in my pace, so there’s that.

I really want to finish the different kinds of kisses thing, so expect that for sure!

and an 20k words Wenclair time travel angst and hurt/comfort fic….

the Wenclair brain rot is real😐

Ps. “Αγάπη μου” means “My Love” in Greek and “Ma Déese” means “My Goddess” in French 😉😉😉


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2 years ago

Quick art while I’m trying to finish the “different kind of kisses” project. It will turn out great…eventually🥲

also been occupying myself with a Wenclair comic, that is almost finished so I will be uploading it in my earliest convenience.

anyway, I went to the Thessaloniki comic con today

they had a Wenclair poster for sale…

I swear to you, I started bawling on the floor. I was hysteric, you do not understand, I am OBSESSED

obviously I got it

Quick Art While I’m Trying To Finish The “different Kind Of Kisses” Project. It Will Turn Out Great…eventually🥲

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2 years ago
theorizingtheo - A Woman appeared. It was super effective.

Movie night😃😃

Wednesday totally made Enid watch one of her fav horror films. She thinks her gf looks cute when she’s scared😂

Poor Enid tho😢

Thankfully, she has the plushie Wednesday got for her at the shooting range game during the fair😉


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theorizingtheo - A Woman appeared. It was super effective.
A Woman appeared. It was super effective.

Yo, I'm Theo, early twenties, Computer Engineering Student. I like to draw and write WLW stuff. Hella gay 🫡. Feel free to hit me up whenever my dudes, dudettes and non-binary pals. I'm down for anything mates.

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