Don't Worry! I Have Never Used Windows In My Life And I'm Still A Bit Scared To Touch The Terminal!

HOLY SHIT THE TIMING WAS IMPECCABLE

As he called on the world’s 1.3 billion Catholics to pray for the bonds restraining the messiah to hold fast, Pope Francis warned Tuesday that the seals on Jesus’ tomb were weakening and Christ could escape at any moment. “Citizens of the world, brace yourselves, for soon the Risen Lord will roam the earth anew, unleashing death and destruction on everything in His path,” said the pontiff, adding that the Vatican had worked for centuries to keep Jesus safely bound and locked away in His crypt, but Church teachings had long foretold He would one day come again to visit His murderous wrath upon the children of God. Full Story

Please may *I* have a job, employment jelly?

LMAOOOOOOO https://bbc.in/4h08sdh

Look what happens when you drag the make a post button around!

Has anyone else got a bug where if you click into the reblog tree (idk what its called but the thing where you see all the reblogs of a post) the post just. disappears??? help please

extra info: I'm using web tumblr on a debian linux laptop and the newest version of firefox.

Mood

AHHHHHHHHH WHY IS MY BRAIN LIKE THIS

LISTEN UP MOTHER FUCKERS

SEE THIS WEBSITE? 

ITS CALLED WOLFRAM ALPHA

THIS IS THE BEST GODDAMN WEBSITE FOR ACADEMIC SHIT. FUCK GOOGLE. 

THIS MOTHERFUCKER WILL LET YOU SEARCH “HOSPITAL BEDS IN CHAD VS. IRAN” 

AND IT GIVES YOU A STRAIGHT GODDAMN ANSWER 

MAYBE YOU’RE NOT INTERESTED IN DOCTORNESS OF THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES COOL SHIT 

HAVING TROUBLE WITH MATH?

HOLY SHIT

OR MAYBE YOU WANNA DICK AROUND

WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT

Geese send help

They fucking attacking me bro like im sitting here minding my own business why do you want my bagel theres a lake right there go away no no no no nope leave me alone please nope nope no no no go- away away away

My boss, who is a grown woman with children my age, just whispered, “Oh, this is going to be so fucking efficient,” before spraying Febreze directly into the ceiling fan and proceeding to cough her guts out when it blew back in her face.