Latest Posts by thepowersthatbtrack5 - Page 3

just a guy eating a sandwich

googling shit like "why do i feel bad after hanging out with my friends" and all of the answers are either "you need better friends" (i don't; my friends are wonderful) or "your social battery is drained, you need to rest and regain your energy levels" (i don't; i've got tons of energy, it's just manifesting as over-the-top neurotic mania). why is this even happening. it's like some stupid toll i have to pay as a punishment for enjoying myself too much

Aveline on a walk 🍃 Some art to company her release, Also what she's bringing on her hand is some DnD char sheets ^^

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anyway, we all fw self shipping right?......

Trans, but in an alterhuman way.

Transitioning, but in a "eh good enough if I have to be a human" way.

E HRT letting me grow boobs is pretty awesome. T HRT helps regulate my energy when I'm on it.

But if I really had the option? I wouldn't take E or T; I'd take dog HRT. (HRT that turns you into a dog, obviously)

At the risk of sounding "cringe", my dysphoria won't ever be quite alleviated, because I don't have floppy dog ears and a tail to wag. And that's something that's pretty difficult to explain to people. Yeah I'm trans but more importantly I'm puppy.

hgghhgh whagt the fuck

so. i just pressed a button* on my keyboard by accident. and fucking. ahaha.wav from umineko just LOUDLY played from my monitor.

upon closer investigation, it was a play/pause button. but like. the thing is. there is. no program which could have done that. open.

i have listened to that sound effect recently, yes, but the thing is. i have since listed to like. actual music. and i have youtube open in another window.

i have to say, the jumpscare of hearing this out of nowhere is un-fucking-paralleled.

Ugh, no, fanfic, you can't have a character say they want to peg Trent Reznor, because that scene takes place in 1994! The term "pegging" was coined in 2001 by audience vote on Dan Savage's blog. The groundbreaking Bend Over Boyfriend series that inspired the earlier terms "strap-on sex" and "bobbing" wouldn't be released until 1998.

Immersion ruined.

genuinely wild to me when I go to someone's house and we watch TV or listen to music or something and there are ads. I haven't seen an ad in my home since 2005. what do you mean you haven't set up multiple layers of digital infrastructure to banish corporate messaging to oblivion before it manifests? listen, this is important. this is the 21st century version of carving sigils on the wall to deny entry to demons or wearing bells to ward off the Unseelie. come on give me your router admin password and I'll show you how to cast a protective spell of Get Thee Tae Fuck, Capital

the act of creation

Okay this is gong to sound condescending on several levels but:

There's a kind of cliche about training a dog - that if you want it to always come when it's called, you should never scream at or punish it when it does. Even if you just spent twenty minutes getting increasingly panicked thinking it was dead in the woods! Even if it had been trampling through the neighbors garden! It is very important that it's direct association is 'stopping whatever super interesting thing I was doing to go back to human = being praised and rewarded'. If the association is instead being screamed at or punished, the dog will be less enthusiastic to stop whatever fun thing it's doing to run to that.

I feel like a great many people would noticably improve their own lives if they started applying the same logic to how they treated other humans.

Miku binder Thomas Jefferson has hit the Pentagon (Daveed Diggs inner circle)

for no reason whatsoever here’s a reminder that if you consider yourself a leftist/punk/abolitionist/anarchist/radical in any sort of way and get called into jury duty, you are to become the most square person on earth during the jury questionnaire!!!

don’t be that guy who says fuck the police in the jury questionnaire! that just gets you sent home! if you want to generate change, interact with the case and use your jury vote for good! ESPECIALLY if it’s a high profile case!

Knuckle tats that say Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.

In bed with my pill

for the last few months, not knowing 100 gecs was a band, ive been saying "100 gecs" whenever i meant to say "lmao", "lol" and "lmfao" as a direct result of me misunderstanding this tweet.

my friends knew the band so they didnt have this misconception. and still they just kinda rolled with it??? like imagine something like your friend seemingly randomly saying the beatles, sometimes in all caps in the middle of their messages HELPP

i also thought the amount of "gecs" would change depending on how funny something was, so for example just sort of saying lol at the end of a message would be translated to about 20 gecs. a standard lmao would be about 60 gecs, and a proper LMFAOO was 100 gecs. i had a whole system

by fomajc on instagram. im losing my shit over this

i'm making a collection

Yes, I am a straight man. Yes, getting the shit beat out of me in an all-male mosh pit is an erotic experience for me. We exist

…and she’s gone 

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Game studios learn to optimize your fucking games challenge.

Who the fuck do you think you are? You are a toy. A glorified slinky.

my grandmas dawg