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hey. spacey. im uhm. not your wheatley, err, per say, but i am a wheatley and i havent seen my space core in a long time. uhm. where was is. oh. how are you mate?

Different Wheatley? What?? Not the one i drifted away from?? How??? I don't understand. Are you in space too?? Do you like space? Do you miss earth too? Are you one of the voices?

Oh! I'm good! Not shut down!! Still floating around! Saw many pretty stars today! Wrote my diary too. Can talk to Craig again!! It's great! But still miss Rick. And earth.

“SCIENCE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH SCIENCE I'VE MADE SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL THE APERTURE SCIENCE ENRICHMENT FACILITY. IF THE WORD TEST WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE SCIENCE I AM MAKING AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR YOU. TEST. TEST.”

Went in here and asked which room atlas and p-body are in and they threw footballs at me

NOOOOOOOOO-

I AM DOWNLOADING INTERNET SLANG. YOU CAN'T STOP ME.

ah…I may be an idiot…

Kaito is this a threat?

,,,it was april fools day :D

Portal fact. Wheatley is apparently divorced.

(This is from user lidarkside on reddit)

TIL I’ve been hitting the wrong thing for something on here. I would like to apologize. Euthanize me now this is humiliating:(

all hail grass lad

Uh

This is my freak slash fan oc the grass lad. I made him because I was up too late delirious and watched way too many freak fortress videos. He is a demoman but only from his shoulders up sticks out of the ground. His feet also stick out of the ground in front of him as you can see. I don’t remember why I put an inverted scrumpy bottle on his head.

The grass lad can move through the ground from place to place. This includes across wooden floors or concrete, or up a flight of stairs, as long as there is a ground for him to be in. No matter what kind of ground he is in there is always grass around him because he is the grass lad.

Also his legs are extendable up to like 10 m and can bend in all the directions. This allows him to do things like hold a can of soup or kick you.

I don’t know why I created grass lad. All I know is that grass lad is. Thank you for coming to my grass talk.

Hi there,

I’m reaching out with a quiet hope in my heart. These days are heavy, and my family is living through a reality filled with uncertainty—but I’m still here, doing my best to hold on and keep going.

If you have a moment, please check out my pinned post.

A simple share could help it reach someone who might be able to make a difference.

If you’re able to give, even the smallest kindness can bring light into the darkest places.

Your time, your voice, your compassion — it all matters more than you know.

With deep gratitude,

@nadinfamily

!!!!!

The Wheatley from the silly fanfic idea of mine. We love our boy 💕💕💕