Latest Posts by therealbitterstar - Page 6

Wheatley portal 2 would like those 2000-2010s white people pop songs send post

First real attempt at digital art. You can tell I hate shading with every cell of my being lol

HATE.

Horrific realization: Elon Musk is about as close as you can get to a real life modern day Cave Johnson.

He knows nothing about the science he claims to be developing for humanity, instead taking credit for the work of unnamed researchers in his employ. He doesn't care about the lives of the people who make or use his products. He's driven entirely by impulse and ego and spends his wealth on whims. He's insufferable to work with or under, but he has just the right kind of charisma to bluff thousands of otherwise intelligent people into liking and supporting him, until the moment they realize: it's not a joke, it's not a persona, it's not even Miles Bron levels of lying, it's just the unbridled ego of man who can't be convinced that he's ever been wrong.

dinner if it sucked

funky little portal/vocal synths headcanon: wheatley is kasane teto's biggest fan. wheatley is the intelligence dampening sphere, created to be stupid, who's been ridiculed all his life for a purpose he can't control, and has almost zero self-confidence...

and then there's teto.

created as an april fool's joke, the "fake diva", but pushed past all that, got herself an utau voicebank, and rose to fame, defying everyone's expectations and proving that she is NOT a fake.

how could wheatley NOT idolize her?

doodle

glados amd wheatley humanish stuff ^_^ im projd of these designs

Portal Miku give me strength

it's so weird to me that everyone on this website is a human person outside of their weird internet niche so rb this with a random bit of your lore

oh shoot I almost forgor

uh

happy Doug Rattmann appreciation day

I guess

I have nothing to show for it

goofy ahh napkin doodles

I was going to do more on the back but the markers bled through

I am frothing at the mouth over your art style, it’s just soooo soft and makes me so happyyyy (Also your body positive art is just MWAH!!)

My request CHELLEY!! Literally anything Chelley related. Kissing is a plus. Love you!!!

Fastest way to stop his yapping

(Also thank you for the kind comments!!)

Portal fact. Wheatley is apparently divorced.

(This is from user lidarkside on reddit)

Happy Valentine’s Day I was too lazy to draw something new so here’s an old crappy Chelley doodle from the AU that I somehow haven’t named yet

Woah The portal tag’s lookin dry again so here’s the Chell from that AU I mentioned except it’s somehow worse than the Wheatley one and I used the wrong orange for Chell’s jacket

my day has been made

hey um

are art requests still open?

if so can I PLEASE get the core trio being chaotic your core trio art gives me LIFE

YES REQUESTS ARE OPEN :D

Here’s the idiots making the world worst cake

And bonus

Seymour Little Shop of Horrors

glados miku ^_^

does my trash miku count as a miku from my culture-

this made me laugh a lot longer than I’d like to admit

is this anything

Portal tag has been lookin a little dry so here’s some crappy sketches of an android Wheatley from my AU that’s 90% of what I draw

Just read the new comic

Goofy quality Chell drawings

and also Wheatley is there

Some portal doodle before i go to bedZzz😴 Coffee kept me up all night.. I need to sleep nowww 🥱

Reblog if you think Wheatley is adorable

I mean, look at him! Even when he’s evil he’s adorable!

LOOK AT THIS LIL’ CUTIE!

It’s wheatley sketching time

Sad Machine is very Portal coded

Portal save me

Portal save me

Portal save me

i love portal 2 it makes me forget about the horrors

i was so charmed by this post i had to draw it