REBLOG THIS WITH IMAGES OF TEETH

Ppl be like “it’s too early/late to nap” I am simply closer to God than you. You are just incapable of understanding.

HAPPY SPOOKY SEASON! Have some merch

recently received new stock photos for the Terrible Pink T-Shirts i sell on etsy, and i find them so funny for some reason...

look at the smiling attractive people wearing their (also smiling!) attractive fashion wear!

I want big man pick me up squish me into ball dribble me.

They can all have alphabet soup with only a’s

Reblog to give an asexual a treat

water isn’t wet water is wat and wetter is wet

my answer to "is water wet?" will always change based on what is the funniest/most frustrating response at any given time

this implies 9/11 happened in the campaign you play this in

e-emo bard... themed after Gerard Way... call that...... call that Gebard Way lmao

I forgot that robot guy existed I fully thought you were talking about the kitten

you vs megatron, who wins

Me, shoving a Capcha test in front of his face and say "Solve this bitch"

dead. but i refused, and i continue to walk the earth

trick or treat!!

aww and what are you supposed to be!!

Shame how you both misspelled Lazagnea…..

My boyfriend just made a lasagne so good that I got a little bit hard

Once in my dreams when I was sick with covid I died slowly and painfully in real time in my bed. I suffocated to death because my asthma and the congestion made it more and more difficult to breathe, and my limbs were too heavy to move. I cried out for help, but I didn’t have enough breath. The memories of that dream remain and haunt me to this day. I’ve had very few deaths in my dreams that felt so real. Sometimes I wonder if I really did die then, and the rest of this life is some odd dream or some bizarre quantum immortality situation.

died and came back tired. died and came back exhausted. died and came back with manic energy. died and came back with malingering unease. died and came back twitchy. so many possibilities