I Reblong Him Because I Love Fat Cocaine Pigeon Stacks

Wizards WISH they could have my alchemical knowledge. Fire ball this and that blah blah blah I cast Molotov cocktail. That doesn’t work? Staff of molten metal spark shower.

so real

dropped them into a blender

The fact that there's an actually functional website for the library of Babel is one of those things that fucks me up more and more the more I think about the implications.

the dentist makes me feel like a whore. they open me wide and jam their fingers and toys into me, they tell me to bite down, they call me good and obedient. it’s sexually charged s’what it is.

Isn’t Jojo the ship name for that volcano guy and usher from jjk

How the fuck did you anger @duothelingo tell us now

Stole their elaborate collection of snacking mice, until Tagalog is put on the app

water isn’t wet water is wat and wetter is wet

my answer to "is water wet?" will always change based on what is the funniest/most frustrating response at any given time

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

hehehwheje long option

June 15 is the anniversary of both the Night Vale and Gravity Falls pilots, as well as Vanessa Doofenshmirtz’s birthday and “give it up for day 15” day