I Already Slapped Myself In The Face. Make Sure They All Have To Do It Too, Or My Suffering Will Have

Now we must teach them commerce

Did you guys know that the most recent version of sharks have fins that are kinda leg like and they like to walk up onto land?

dead. but i refused, and i continue to walk the earth

trick or treat!!

aww and what are you supposed to be!!

my parents almost named me altoid

fuck it, naming my kid Yarlf. just really getting gross with it.

in case you haven't thought about switching to firefox yet, here's an extension that will...

Notify you if a website you're on has employees that are on strike

Bypass paywalls for major news outlets like the New York Times

Change the browser theme based on the time of day

Directly install third party non-extension scripts

Save individual browser sessions to be reopened at any time

Use the TV format of YouTube in-browser

Make all chrome extensions compatible with Firefox

Turn YouTube dislikes back on

Fix Twitter and make it way less fucked up

Automatically remove trackers from URLs

And many more!

Feel free to add any other firefox extensions you think are slept on.

drink water

Idk what to wear... The host said it's sprout themed⁉️🌱

“maria i swear to god if you don’t stop drawing on my fucking sunscreen”

“well i’m sorry i don’t want a permanent tic-tac-toe game burnt into my leg”

Download for the fun, delete for the feels.

The Bob-Bomb plot in Paper Mario: The Origami King is literally just like every character death in JoJos Bizarre Adventure. I will elaborate if prompted.

Duty. I must boop. I have no clue what it means or what it does but it’s a button and I have to press it.

(I will boop everyone who reblogs this post, for the record 💖)

What is this boop thing what is it????